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The best joke ever is. Why did Angrygamer buy a new game?

A: Because he was bored! cheesy laughing sound effects in the background

Oh yeah, and happy b-day my birthday was 3 months ago :D

no sexist jokes alowed hmmmm time to bend the rules a lil' bit

Q: Why did the girl walk to the guy?

A: Because he was lonely booing in background

Knock Knock

What did the guy say when he walked into the bar?

OW

no racist jokes? no fun.

screw you I'm telling one anyway

An orc, gnome and a kobold are on a wagon who is driving?

The town watchman.

Happy Father's Day!

Merry Christmas~ ^-^

The setup for this joke is very important. It is best done after a bunch of people have told dirty jokes for the maximum affect.

What is brown and sticky? (insert pause here so peoples dirty minds can get going). The answer? A STICK!

The school teacher asked her students to create a sentence using the words "liver" and "cheese." Billy had a crush on Sally who sat in front of him. Timmy looked across the rows at Sally when the teacher wasn't looking and gave her a sly wink. Billy became mad with jealousy and blurted out "LIVER ALONE, CHEESE MINE!" A+

Forgot to say Happy Birthday!

Heisenberg at 200mph on the highway is pulled over by a cop. The cop asks "Do you know how fast you were going?" and he answers "No, but I know where I was".

Happy Birthdy btw!

"And no, it isn't from the Humble Bundle." . . . errr, does it matter? Anyway, thanks and happy late birthday.

No racist jokes? But I like black humor! ba dum tss, ok, I'll go now.

A dyslexic walked into a bra.

A baby seal walked into a club.

A priest, a minister and a rabbi all walk into a bar. The bartender sees them and yells at them to get out.

Happy birthday :)

A little lame joke but: Why did a hipster burn his tongue? He drank tea before it was cool :)

There once was a man from Japan
Whose limericks never could stand
When asked why it was
He replied it's because
I-always-try-to-fit-as-many-words-in-the-last-line-as-I-can
Happy Birthday!

Happy birthday, chap.

hbtu

A blind guy walks into a bar, and a stool, and a table.