I was at the carnival, there was a lot of evening, carousels, slides, balloons and hotdogs
then I accidentally found a counter where was giving free pies. everyone smiled and took pies for free. there were a lot of delicious things, pies with meat, pies with cranberries, pies with blackberries and others ... they all smelt so good and looked appetizing. but by that time I was already full and dont want take every pie, actually I do not like pies with all the stuffings, my favorite apple pie
I walked along the row in search of an apple pie, but did not notice it. Then I decided to ask if they have an apple pie.

and then all the sellers mood has changed, they started to scold me, they accused me of extortion, when I tried to clarify that I did not demand anything, but simply asked, i dont understand situation and try to talk with people, till police come

the police came here and arrested me for 4 days without explaining the reason

4 days have passed, and here I am

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shut up and take free pie
u cant takk to people, ugly mf
The first rule of apple pie is: you do not talk about apple pie
acab
eat potato

wat?

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This.

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I think what happened is that he asked for a specific game giveaway and got suspended.
At least that's what I read between the lines.

Like, the pies are the games and the cops are the mods.

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You mean you asked if they have an apple pie and they sent you to prison? WTF? Did anything else happen too? An apple a day doesn't keep the police away.
Also, what do you mean by saying "and then all the sellers as a substitute"? What substitute?

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ACAB!

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Nowadays I keep reading that as "Assigned Cop At Birth."

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you.

I like the way you think.

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Apples
Cranberries
And
Blackberries

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i m not so good at english, i change some words

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He got suspended on SG, he just likes making these random analogies every time it happens.

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Oh man. What a cool dude...

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the classic "i was asking not begging" lol xD

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Yep ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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But it may be a smple misunderstanding I beg your pardon
*sounds of prison doors closing*

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oooooooh, now it makes much more sense

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This is a better explanation, thanks.

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+1

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oh, wow

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Oooohhh, that explains everything

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He seems to be on my blacklist. Don't remember why I put him there lol

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Yeah, I figured that out afterwards - sounds like he was asking for apple pies here too. xD

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Lol xDDD

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Substitute... changed their mind?

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I figured that out, but what does "substitute" have to do with it? Google translate? :P

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okay

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here again???? oh dear...

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what country are you in? I'm guessing one of the CIS countries.
you were screaming where is my apple pie M.Fers?

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open yor ming and think wider

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i can't read your ming. ;)

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As Yirg said below:

"Pies = GAs; Prison = Suspension; Extortion = Begging."

Apple = GTA V/Skyrim ;)

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ohhhhh........

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u was so close, but still miss

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supercollider, >_<

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Thank-you. I quite enjoyed that.
WL for you. CHEERS!

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I feel as though there is either a really funny joke here that is just going way over my head or that there was just a big translation error for an already confusing story

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Pies = GAs; Prison = Suspension; Extortion = Begging.

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Now I understand, and it's funnier than I thought.

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Pie ≠ GAs but Pie = Game .... I've never seen anyone begged for a GA but for a game(s) ;)

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"prison"

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suspended animation sounds better.

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Iso-Cubes, citizen.

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"The Council approves imprisoning this one sire." "Make it so!"

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Suspended from space cat animation fo sho

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Look at the bright side; if it was America the police would've shot you...16 times...

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Weird.

I've probably been pulled over, questioned, detained, inquired upon, rolled up on, 100x and even twice outright drawn upon, yet NEVER shot even once.

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You must be one of the white guys

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FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT!

Good to discuss race issues on a gaming site, isn't it?

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Yeah, definitely :D

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That made me laugh :D

Then it made me think.

Now I'm wondering if it was ok to laugh :|

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YOU WILL GO TO HELL FOR LAUGHING!

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I sound mexican or chinese, and I look arab or maybe turkish, they don't even wanna pull me over and I have a broken mirror.

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Sounds like you live in a police state.

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Ive been eating those pies for more than 3years.

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This man still my Sweet roll!

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That feeling when you´re gonna BL a dude and you realize he´s already on :E

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Wert.

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The OP should have just posted this instead...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I0sI6eFarFE

Only in this case the law is SG Police

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69/1 - seriously dude?

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1 was my biggest mistake here

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I bet you steal candy from children.

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i try to steal children too, but they run too fast

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and you are not interested at all in giving back to the community, after winning 60+ games? why not?

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But that would mean that he'd have to actually sacrifice something (even if it is around 0,2€ and 5 minutes of time)

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read some of my topics, u ll understand a lot

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why can't you just tell me now?

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if simple - too toxic community

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  1. the community is not particularly toxic.

  2. you don't seem to have a problem taking from this community you dislike so much. maybe think about doing a small giveaway from the next bundle you buy? i think this community is great and deserves a little treat from time to time. :)

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u want to start same discussion again? maybe just try to read some last ones?

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no idea what you're talking about. i guess i did't read your old topics. i didn't have a discussion with you. i also cannot find them easily, since there is no such search function. maybe link me to one? show me how toxic the community is?

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if people find them, than must be some button for this, i dont know how to do this too

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Man, don't bother arguing with this guy.
It's like shouting to a wall.
Some months ago (way before the two-way blacklist mechanic) I cleared out my blacklist and left only 2 persons. Guess who is one of them.
Every time he begs, he gets suspended and just comes back like "What the fuck, I didn't beg, I was just asking very much for a specific thing!" and keeps begging. He'll never learn. I'm just waiting for the day he gets a permaban.

I don't know what's wrong with him. The community is fine and every time just asks for him to stop begging, but he's stubborn as hell, he's still convinced he's not begging every fucking time.
I'd link you some of his masterworks, but that's against the rules.
I'd say attention whoring is his stuff. Just ignore him.

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Calls the community toxic, still joins giveaways so he can win games from said toxic community because leeching is less toxic than the rest community in his opinion, even though his ratio is 62 won/1 sent. Never heard anyone complain they're winning free games.

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u already have lvl, blacklist, group, invite and ather restrictions for gv and still butthurt

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Your English is so bad you should just type in your own language. I'll attempt to understand what you're trying to say:
a) My giveaways are set to level 1 since I'm not sure how good SG deals with bots, and most bots wont donate a game to get to level 1 so it's an easy filter. I mean look at you, it was hard for you to get level 1.
b) If you mean that I blacklisted people, I blacklisted 2 people, I've been blacklisted 7 times by other users for whatever reason that I don't care about. Who cares? It's 9 people that wont be able to join my giveaways, simple as that.
c) I don't make group giveaways, so I don't know what you mean.
d) I don't have other restrictions on my giveaways, there was only 1 that had to be NA restricted because of HB since it was a region locked key, almost everything else was allowed everywhere I think. I have to restrict those otherwise some people wont be able to activate them so it would be pointless to give it away.

If you were trying to insult me, the joke is on you because you're off topic and you copied me. I'm happy with what I win and you don't hear me complain, and I give back to the community too. I don't understand how pointing out my giveaways has anything to do with you leeching off this site and complaining that the website is toxic yet still coming back here. Also, get a better image.

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even here i can smell how your ass burning, truth allways hard, isnt it?

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If you can smell my ass all the way from Ukraine, it's probably either that you pooped yourself, or that your mom or daddy pooped themselves. If truth as hard as stool as bad as English, check with your doctor.

Try again.

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now i m even see fire on horizon, try to put some ice on yor butthole
coz i m warry about global warming

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If you see fire on the horizon it's probably Russia bombing somewhere around there. Watch out, turn the pc off and get in a safe location. Wish you the best lets talk when you are safe and in a better mental condition, since you seem to be a little delirious right now, you're probably in shock, make sure to keep yourself hydrated okay?

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reigifts, you're pretty good ;)

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read some of my topics, u ll understand a lot

Lesson one: don't read Gagarinace topics xD

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LOL ... soooo evil :o)

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Yep ! He talks about the toxicity of the community but I have the feeling that he is a good element for the average member toxicity...

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That's not as bad as the user I found that has a 350/1 ratio. Not defending Gaga, just saying that there's plenty worse on this site. Truly sad.

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Hi just out of prison, I'm guber.

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ha

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I'm pretty sure people told you it was going to happen if you continued what you were doing.
¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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You can literally buy one in retail stores if you really want.

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At the carnival there was a warning for all
alongside the wonderful pies for all to eat and relish,
"Eat all you want as you like but please don't beg
And especially do not embellish"

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I absolutely love this.

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Mannnnnn.....,russians are stupid.

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even i cant say better

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He is Ukranian

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He has SSRS written in his avatar that makes him a rustard in my eyes. Self respecting Ukrainian wouldnt spread this BS.

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Check out his Steam groups

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Said guy from Lith :DDDDDDDDDDDDDD

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>_< By the way, Lithuanians are most stupidest mfkers in Baltic area.

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Made up story to attract attention.

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I vote this as a replacement for the word "metaphor"

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I believe you have been wearing that helmet way too long.

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Shouldn't have been let back out

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