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I learned an important life lesson today.

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MATHELUS

problem: 5 hdds

problem two: hdds are drill proof.

problem three: hdds are hammer resistant.

solution to problems: sledgehammer*

aftermath: magics and happiness.

lesson learned: the bigger the hammer, the bigger the problem(s) solved.

*sledgehammer was unable to make an appearance on camera, so it was replaced with a slightly smaller one from the land of Google.

11 years ago*

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whispersystems

I wonder what you had on the hard drives.

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MATHELUS

fortunately, that will never be known.

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dooder

So.... It was porn.

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Torai

yup definitely porn

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dooder

NSFW MARK IT AS SUCH FFS!

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Torai

there's nothing NSFW about that

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Romanesco

What did you expect from a link with the word "porn" in it?? Brain much?

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dooder

I reaction gif or something like a person with common sense would post instead of 'censored' porn.

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MATHELUS

funnily, I would feel safer disposing of a hdd full of porn than one without. why? because a drive full of porn is a drive empty of confidential documents. now run along, end user. you are no match for the geek.

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whispersystems

Porn can be revelatory of your taste on the matter and as such is an information about you, along with the info on where you got it and when you watched it.

Funilly enough confidential documents are often on the same hard drives as porn. There was also a game or two released with porn pics inside, big games. Turned out one of the employees was hiding them in the game files and it has been released with them. True story.

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doctorofjournalism

unicorn pr0n, obv

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Dravem

Pigmy vs unicorns porn,

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MATHELUS

no, that stuff is garbage. midget with an s&m bowtie fart porn is the best.

actually, you have given me an idea. next hdd i dispose of gets overwritten with midget with an s&m bowtie fart porn and goatse.

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15outland

Wonder if that's the same for bank safes :P

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chour

Is it you or your HDDs learned an important life lesson?
Also, the one with 'Fragile' stick actually LIED about its fragility? If so, it deserved what happened. Not sure about the others.

Edit: there are obviously two so-called 'Fragile' HDDs

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Dravem

Truth be said, these old HDDs you just need to hammer a bit, the casing will be intact, the data inside will be all lost u.u
But I can understand the pleasure of destroying anything with a sledgehammer!

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chour

I already feel the thrill. It should be better than popping balloons.

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linminhtoo

Destroy a CPU with a sledgehammer

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DavidSarif

That's too late, FBI knows you downloaded that.

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Torai

physical proof is required

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Dravem

Too bad internet providers will have the logs? D=

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Torai

logs aren't sufficient proof

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DavidSarif

Bert Macklin, FBI !!

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Torai

AHAHAHAHAHAHAH! i love Parks & rec <3

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RRybak

You know that smashing those disks to the presented state, does NOT prevent any emergency data recovery? :P
Try more drilling with that pr0n :P

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Dravem

You're sure? I've seen some of these odl guys be lost after falling on the grond, usualy hammering even not destroying will fill it with so many bad blocks that it became a good brick.

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whispersystems

Use a micro wave.

Just remember it's gonna explode in your face and burn your house.

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JLleego

lesson learned: you could have used a screwdriver ;)

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MATHELUS

my screwdriver was too big.

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Milan22

That what I said.

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Dravem

You made the point sir! Best point BTW XD

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Pesm

I was going to say that :D

Plus you could get the magnets inside :D

Fucking magnets how do they work?! XDXD

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supercollider

taking them apart and using the parts is more fun!

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Torai

i always keep the magnets - got like 20 of them on my fridge xD

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maestroit

HDD magnets are the BEST !!! so powerful.
Some guy used 20 of those magnets to attach his son to a container

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Zeefanox

I eat HDD's for breakfast.

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mkrnic

"problem two: hdds are drill proof."

Erm... no? What did you try to drill them with?! A cobalt HS goes through that like a hot knife through butter.

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maestroit

also the point of drilling, the photo show he was drilling the main shaft/core, try drilling over the platers, it should cut in like butter.

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MATHELUS

I may have been using crappy drill bits, but I did try drilling those areas. I tried over and under the platers, and then the main screw hole, in which only the screw was removed by the drill.

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mkrnic

High speed steel

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IrionDaRonin

Red Faction style, no? lol

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Closed 11 years ago by MATHELUS.