Hey guys,

You may know me from such threads as spam thread or I Shaved for firstime
Thread were all joke threads, just to have fun.
This is serious.

My name is James, I'm 24 and I live in Australia.
My girlfriend foundout she was pregnant yesterday.
To be honest, I'm not here to get abused. No this is not a joke.

I would appreciate some advice on parenting. I know that as quoted by a user below "SG is filled with virgin young men", however, I thought that this might be the best place. General advice will be fine.

Yes, it was planned.
No, it will not be aborted.
No, I did not shave for the first time yesterday.
No, my cock is visible.

Thank you.

note: for anyone that said ban the op, why would the single mod on this website bother with a guy who apparently is

"trolling", when there are hundreds of giveaway abusers like these

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Congratz my friend, Her father is waiting for you

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12 years ago
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Congratulations!

12 years ago
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Step up, and be the Dad, anybody can father a baby, but a real man takes responsibility. Be there for everything. It's not the end of the world. Take parenting classes, and get the help from support groups. Think positive!

12 years ago
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Is it a boy or abort?

12 years ago
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hopefully not the latter

12 years ago
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Hah!

12 years ago
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Congratz!

12 years ago
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If she's 16 call MTV.

12 years ago
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you made my day :)

12 years ago
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LOL +1

12 years ago
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Unless he's 18 or above lol.

12 years ago
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+1 :D

12 years ago
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+1 ;D

12 years ago
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Sell it on ebay.

12 years ago
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Someone ban this spammer. I'm sick of this garbage.

12 years ago
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hows this spam? asking for legitimate advice?

12 years ago
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Do you even think about these threads before you create them? I find it VERY hard to belive you're legitimate whatsoever. And even if you are, you're asking a bunch of random people on a gaming forum about what to do with you pregnant girlfriend. If you don't think there's something wrong with that statement, then you're a fucking troll.

Look, please don't create these topics. Share them with people you know or with a forum that cares.

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+1

Share this to 4chan, Atlanteanrs. I heard that people care there.

12 years ago
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They do indeed! And I think he already know them as he joined 4chan group on steam :]

12 years ago
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Somehow I'm not surprised ;)

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+2

12 years ago
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congratulations... a baby is the best you can have (My son is 4 months now)

  1. Take responsibility and get a good job
  2. Go to prenatal classes with her (you learn a lot there)
  3. Take care of your girlfriend (she is not allowed to carry more than 5 kilos at once)
  4. Be with her when she is giving birth (Amazing experience, even when it takes more than 10 hours and you are really tired at 5am)
  5. Be a good father
12 years ago
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+1. The only good advice here, other than banning the OP.

12 years ago
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Wtf is your problem moron? Calling OP out for banhammering? For what, exactly? Posting an actually serious thread? Trying to get some life advice? (however ill-advised to try here on this forum due to asshats like you ragging on him).

Please, go back and sit in your little naughty corner and play with your sock, mkay?

12 years ago
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Banning him for what exactly?

12 years ago
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Trolling.

12 years ago
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My experience (item 4) is 17 hours straight through a night. But then...then..a blessed sleep!

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+1

In my case i only were informed 2 months before the birth that i would be a father. I am with the mother of my child and i help when i can, it's a great but difficult thing, it's a great felling. The only bad thing for me is that i am still unemployed and i can't get to work for now. You will get a new responsibility but you will see the good things :)

BTW you can't get a girl pregnant 1 day after the sex. If you had sex before with her then yes it's a probability. Ask her.

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"BTW you can't get a girl pregnant 1 day after the sex. If you had sex before with her then yes it's a probability. Ask her."

Please, explain? This new "science" amazes me.

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at least you don't know the results after 1 day of sex. So take the conclusions, sorry if i didn't explained my self.

12 years ago
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Ah, ok. Now I get what you're saying. Makes sense.

12 years ago
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You're a nice person. Cheers.

It's a shame that the OP is simply making all this up.

12 years ago
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If he's just joking, really, screw him.

12 years ago
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Well, sometimes that happens if you fuck her without condom. I think you need to make sure you have jungle with wolves nearby. Then when the baby borns you can leave him there for the wolves to raise. Or you could just be father!

12 years ago
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I swear I didn't do it

12 years ago
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Yes u did!

12 years ago
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I won't have kids and i won't marry :p I will live alone with money for myself and fuck girls with it

Best plan of life.

12 years ago
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Until you turn 60 and realise that there's no one to share those experiences with...

12 years ago
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Who cares? At least you can look back and say you had what for you was a good life.

12 years ago
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Let me make this clear. I personally am not interested in marriage either. But when you start to get old and weak, it's nice to have someone there who has been with you for a long time.

12 years ago
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That's the moment you either start playing wow or you get a call girl.

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LOL.

12 years ago
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Then i take viagra, parachute and start playing computer games :P

12 years ago
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remember the old jew named hugh haffner , he is still fuckin the most sexual gurls in the world , and will do that as long as he is a fuckin rick to pay for , even when he eats alot of viagra

12 years ago
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Hopefully the internet will still be up and he can share his experiences in da webz

12 years ago
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Talk to her, talk to some people you trust, hell, talk to your and/or her parents. Do not talk to random strangers in some internet forum. Seriously. Why would you even.

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Take the advice of this internet guy telling you not to take advice from internet guys.

Seriously, though, parenting is a serious deal. Talk to people you have actual relationships with about it. Not the anonymous internet.

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^ this.

12 years ago
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imma sum it up in 1 word for you: dummass

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dumbass

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dubass

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du'bass

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drumnbass

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drumnbassguitar

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bassfish

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Lance Bass

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Dubai ass

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dubstep

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Dumbo

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Dumbledore

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Dumbhead

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rape

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Welp i got some coat-hangers if you need them. Also a fake muastache.

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Lol @ the people who take this serious and take time to respond with actual good advice.

12 years ago
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who said this isnt serious?
she actually is, but this is just fun thread. it wasnt an accident.

12 years ago
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one accident and your life is over, gratz

12 years ago
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take the baby please...i dont want it

12 years ago
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Wth is baby? I think it is heavy...

12 years ago
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Accident? As someone was running around and accidentally his dick was in? Sex is choice not accident - child is result of that choice.

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Use condoms next time.

12 years ago
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lol xD hahha nice one :)

12 years ago
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Maybye his dick is oversize and condoms this size dont exist, who know :-

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That's the worst that could happen!

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My life.

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He didn't see his dick before he shaved it, I think it's just terribly small and not oversized.

12 years ago
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that is why hefty made the XXL bags XD

12 years ago
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Congratulations! :D

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Ok.

12 years ago
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Would you consider naming him/her "The Pony Killer"?

12 years ago
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Man up and be a good father.

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69 gets to name the baby?

12 years ago
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Congratulations! What are you going to name it?

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tell her you love her and that you want to be the father of the baby, let her, her parents and yours know that youre in this for the long haul and will do whatever necessary including getting your own place together, do this until maybe a month or so before the baby is born, then, one day, tell her you're going out for cigarettes AND NEVER COME BACK now enjoy your brand new life as the handsome yet mysterious drifter Jack, who doesnt want any trouble, going from town to town getting into wacky adventures with you're three legged dog, Spot. PROBLEM SOLVED.

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Closed 12 years ago by Bards.