Hey guys,

You may know me from such threads as spam thread or I Shaved for firstime
Thread were all joke threads, just to have fun.
This is serious.

My name is James, I'm 24 and I live in Australia.
My girlfriend foundout she was pregnant yesterday.
To be honest, I'm not here to get abused. No this is not a joke.

I would appreciate some advice on parenting. I know that as quoted by a user below "SG is filled with virgin young men", however, I thought that this might be the best place. General advice will be fine.

Yes, it was planned.
No, it will not be aborted.
No, I did not shave for the first time yesterday.
No, my cock is visible.

Thank you.

note: for anyone that said ban the op, why would the single mod on this website bother with a guy who apparently is

"trolling", when there are hundreds of giveaway abusers like these

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My suggestion is to not ask for suggestions on game-related forums.

12 years ago
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^

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+1

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^this

12 years ago
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Congratz , now make a giveaway to celebrate it

12 years ago
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Giveaway: Child
9 months remaining

12 years ago
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you mean 9 months remaining :D

12 years ago
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Depends on how hard he punches her in the stomach...

12 years ago
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Hahah, hopefully not.

12 years ago
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fixed lol

12 years ago
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Upcoming Giveaway, Starts in 9 Months. haha.

12 years ago
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Kondolencje

12 years ago
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RUN! RUN FAR AWAY! And next time use a condom!

12 years ago
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your an idiot who didn't use protection... there is no excuse for what you have done so WAKE UP AND DEAL WITH IT... you can either leave her and YOUR child which she will hate you for and so will the majority of people, talk to her about the fact you arent ready and still probably the same result... or get on with your life because YOUR HAVING A BABY YOU F!@#ING IDIOT... WHY ARE YOU ON THE INTERNET AND NOT WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND...

12 years ago
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wow some people just try so hard to be funny and post such shit in the forums... not funny at all bro :/

12 years ago
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cant agree more with you.
some poeple post fake shit.

12 years ago
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Wish u can have twin !

12 years ago
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Decide whether are you MAN or ASSH0LE.

In first case find a job, the same time educate (selfeducate maybe), find better job, become an expert (still educate), meanwile care of them... yes - you just got 5 years off your life... and yes - it's possible to train to sleep 5 hrs/day.

In second case - leave then and let her find a real MAN... oh - and remember that your child will always treat you as sperm donor, and nothing more.

Every man can become FATER, but not every can become DAD.

12 years ago
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Congratatulation.

12 years ago
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Abort!

12 years ago
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If you make such suggestions make it right. Don't say abort, say kill.

12 years ago
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lato mamy, zdejmij beret moherowy

12 years ago
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xD +1

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Dziecko, lato nie zwalnia Cię z myślenia. Chyba, że jeszcze nie zdążyłeś zacząć.

12 years ago
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Oh, stop shoving shit down my throat and calling it cake. You don't want to abort? Fine by me. Shut the fuck up about it though, because you clearly don't understand the subject.

12 years ago
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I understand it very clearly. Business/Money can make people do worst things (world history showed it many times already). You should watch this documentary.
And you can't make me shut up, still we have at least a bit of freedom of speech.

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You're hopeless... seriously... I could tell you exactly why you're wrong and come up with better things than Blood Money (already seen it) to support it. But... you're hopeless. Aborting something that isn't even a foetus right now is not killing anything, because it is not alive.

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Does male masturbation and menstrual periods count as genocide then? If the child is not yet formed and is aborted, it's like if it never happened, as that individual never existed; it's not murder. If you think that is murder, same thing can be said about the thousands of sperm cells and female egg cells that get flushed down toilets every day, since each one of those cells contain unique gene segments each that could be developed into single human beings.

I don't think abortions should turn into a habit, as it is a product of irresponsibility; but if a couple desires to do so due to their financial condition they not only should be able to, they should be aware that it is not murder. Traumatizing experiences with abortions are mostly due to the reflections of bad relationships rather than a consequence of the act in itself, as you can notice in the documentary you posted. Comments like yours however only fill up people's heads with bullshit like guilt and shame, making them feel even worse about themselves if they ever go through this process, stepping to the point of committing suicide or falling onto drug abuse. You're not pro-life, thousands of people and potential ones die everyday as they've always been throughout history. Trying to tell people what to do with their lives and their future based solely on what you think ethics are only show how much of an individualist nut and an annoying prick you are. You're literally like the second layer of the anti-birth control crowd that tries to keep teenagers and young people from using contraceptives over some illogical and inane morals that got pulled out of nowhere because of something like a religion.

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How old is she?

12 years ago
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24

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First you should buy her flowers.

12 years ago
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done, its been 2 weeks. just decided to post now though

12 years ago
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Send her to mars?

12 years ago
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SHMUHHH SMORTION!

12 years ago
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do we get a giveaway because of your childs birthday party? if not why are you asking us on the videogame forum? :P

12 years ago
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Name her Justin Bieber/Name him Nicki Minaj

12 years ago
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Find a Delorean, Find an old Doctor, Find a Flux Capacitor, Find some Uranium from Libyan Nationals, Drive 88 MPH, Give yourself a Condom.

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^ this

12 years ago
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Maybe you should ask 4chan.

12 years ago
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Congratulations :D

12 years ago
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doesn't matter had sex

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TL;DR

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had sex, girl pregnant, asking game forum what to do.

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  1. Ask more questions about crisis type situations that you are stretching the truth about.
  2. Sit back and be entertained by the resulting chaos it causes.
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Lies.

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Name your kid Skyrim!

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Why the fuck all of you have such a discussion, everyone knows he is lieying. Probably he has no Girlfriend.
So many bored people here.

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@why the fuck all of you have such a discussion...

because its true.

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you lie about everything...

12 years ago
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if he lies - bad karma will be back next time he'll have sex... he'll be like olympic master (ex.Bolt - 10 sec and finish)

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Not bad :P

12 years ago
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Who the f-ck cares!

12 years ago
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I don't get it, why are people aggressive on "just sharing the joy" thread. :O
Write about this on reddit, share your whole story, not just "my GF is pregnant, awesome, but what now???".
We've got no backstory of yours to base on to help you! I don't know, maybe you are 30y/o and shoul've been prepared for that after having sexual intercourse?

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yer your right, ill go edit it now actually.
maybe a story too.

thanks for heads up.

12 years ago
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See? :D
Now I can tell you : GL & HF :)

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Closed 12 years ago by Bards.