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Damn, you beat me to it :/

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I don't get it.

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steam might have been existed in 1970 but i'm sure l4d2 didn't exist back then

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Did you even read what he said? When steam displays the date he last played it, it reads some data. That data tells the program the date he last played it. As he said, if that data is set to 0 or NULL, then it is extremely common the program will read that as Jan 1 1970. Jan 1 1970, as was linked in the wikipedia article, is the unix epoch. Basically the start of all time according to computer languages.

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but dude i dont even think valve existed in 1970

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gabe newell was only 8 year old in 1970 so im pretty sure valve didnt exist yet, you guys are iditos

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You are the idiot, or just trolling.

The 1th Jan 1970 is the date where all programming languages start to count.

Theese timestamps you maybe have seen already are the seconds from that date on, so the 1th Jan 2013 0:00:00 has the timestamp 1356998400, so it is 1356998400 seconds after the 1th Jan 1970 0:00:00.

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no ur the idoitt today is july 1st not jan 1st

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You know what? I don't know if you're just dump or trolling, but you're blacklisted now.

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I'm really sorry, I was just joking. I didn't mean to cause any offense. :( Sorry for wasting your time.

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Are you shitting me Timmaeh... it was clear he was trolling, and effectively, learn to take a joke brah.

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How was it clear? It wasn't funny at all what this guy wrote..

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I admit it's not funny at all if you don't know I'm joking, but it was meant to be funny in an ironic way because I was indignantly calling everyone else an idiot (or rather, an "idito" or an "idoitt") and acting like I knew everything, while in fact I was the one being a dumbass.

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"but dude i dont even think valve existed in 1970"

The dude is either an idiot beyond speakable comprehension or CLEARLY trolling.

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Poe's Law.

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Too true. I originally hid a little note in the "july not jan" message saying i was trolling, but I screwed it up and it wasn't visible. My bad. :P

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Ah, thanks ^_^

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I said, it's alright. You're just a cat >:|

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Shush Fad!

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It looks like spelling, grammar, and punctuation also need to be taught in elementary schools.

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Yep!

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Why should that be taught in schools? It's not useful information at all except to people who want to learn programming. The past tense of teach, however, is useful information that they do teach at schools which you seem to have missed out on.

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It's alright. You're just a cat :3

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SEEMS LEGIT

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they were playing on the island O_o
(lost)

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"Now you're like me"

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Steam's been around since man decided to see what happens if he adds fire to water.

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I think it was there even before men decided to try that. :P

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Actually, I invented steam.

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GabeN

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Gabe Newell is god, when he created all man-kind Steam was created along with it.

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Errungenslartibartfastausgeschnitzelflugeldufelkrauskefarbenfateofatlantis

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nice german ^^

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ofc Steam exists for a really long time, I mean water + fire = steam, it was even there before mankind :O

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Spacewar was the only game available on Steam launch.

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i think you mean SDI (Starwars Defense Initiative) secretly started by Jimmy Carter and more famously continued by Ronald Reagan

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Klingt logisch.

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Ist grammatikalisch leider etwas falsch

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Your years of service must give a lot of exp.

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43 * 50 = 2150, not that much actually.

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For one badge that is a lot.

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A bigger WTF is the German word for achievements. You should get an achievement just for saying this word.

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The german word is just "Errungenschaft" "errungenschaftsfortschritt" does mean Achievement Progression or smth like this ;)

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Well, german is A LOT more complex than english...

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HAHAHAHAHAHA

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You seem mentally disabled, but I don't mind :) Just go ahead and ask your question. I will gladly help you.

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You're terribly mistaken. Most languages follow strict rules that make them easy to navigate. English adheres to no lingual laws. Though I don't know German, so I can't say for sure. I've heard Chinese was the most difficult language to learn, and English second.

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I'm from China and I don't even know how to read or write chinese. Too many lines and shit. And there's also a "correct" way of writing their words! Holy crap! I got scolded by my parents for drawing a line from the left to right instead of right to left or something...

I don't even know anymore...My parents tried to get my to participate in a college Chinese course but I've grown a phobia of the written language...=.=

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German and English are extremely closely related languages, so I think they stack up more or less the same in terms of complexity...

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German is my mother tongue and I myself find it a bit harder than english, but they are very close to each other because they're both germanic languages. Japanese, which I've been learning for a few months now however differs a lot from them ^^

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That's no bug... That's proof that zombies are real, and the events featured in L4D2 are just recordings of what happened that year...

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Steam was originally a secret military project by Gaben's father in the Cold War against the Russians, they would put games really really cheap for Russia and that would cause more people spending time on games than on war. Which proves that we are still in the Cold War, and the fact that it has ended was obviously a lie.

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Remains me of "make love not Warcraft" episode of South Park.

Probably Gaben has something to do with Episode 3 too, like keeping the Americans busy thinking about theories and figuring out crazy ARGs so they won't try to end this war. He doesn't want the Russians to stop paying him, after all.

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Just a part of much wider cultural warfare. It al started with Californication (not the TV show) and Coca Cola. And it worked - in 1990, half of Moscow was in line to buy a Big Mac in Mc "restaurant".

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Shh!

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loooool +1

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"Errungenschaftsfortschritt", haha was fuer ein Dreckswort, gut dass ich Steam auf Englisch umgestellt hab (allein schon wegen der ingame-sprache von zB CS:S)

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Wenn dein Hirn halt nicht im Stande ist Deutsche Wörter zu verarbeiten...

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Es hoert sich einfach laecherlich an im Vergleich zur Englischen Version. Plus I just like the language a lot!

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Ich bin zwar Australier aber genau deswegen habe ich Steam auf Deutsch umgestellt, die Woerter die sich Valve ausgesucht haben koennen echt komisch sein!

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Hahaha :D ... ... what the heck are u talkin bout?

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good guy Sparkssss :)

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haha nice xD

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I don't get people here bashing on "Errungenschaftsfortschritt". There is no better name for that, if your language has the feature that you can attach nouns to other nouns like a boss. (e.g. Grundstücks­verkehrs­genehmigungs­zuständigkeits­übertragungs­verordnung)

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+1 Isso.

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I'd better not do that, if I could.

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The DB (Deutsche Bundesbahn) has deleted over 2000 english words and is switching back to use german words. They thought it would confuse their customers if there is so much english^^

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there are listed names of companies (facebook) in the duden? ONE DOES NOT SIMPLY TRANSLATE NAMES!!!

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+1 for attaching nouns to other nouns ("Donaudampfschifffahrtsgesellfschaftskapitänskajütenschlüssellochputzroboter")

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Isn't that difficult to read?

I'dhateifIhadtoreadallmysentenceslikethisinEnglish.

Though, there's no way to only speak nouns and not seem nonsensical in our language.

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It is because English splits words up, which discribe one thing. Door bell, is just 'deurbel' in Dutch. Splitting up words that should not be split up like that is actually called 'English disease', or well, in it´s Dutch equivalent off course. :P

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That's why people in the movies never press the space bar.

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Oh ship, now you know the truth.

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Seen that bug before.

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I was there when Steam was introduced, and that was long after 1970.

(And yes, I was sad when the dinosaurs died.)

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Lies.

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So it was Steam who started Unix Epoch. Hm, i see.

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Silly human, steam has always existed. Haven't you ever boiled water?

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Nah, I have a mom for that;)

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Wifes are better...both are wrong...

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oh u meant this Steam and not this Steam!!

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