As a college professor with PhD in sexology, i might just help you with any issues which you're having

So talk to me

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nice picture.

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What you're talking about?

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Does masturbating count?

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only if it involves a partner*

*another living being
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So, homosexuals don't actually have sex?

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"another human being of opposite or same sex"
A little redundant, don't you think? "another human being" would be enough.

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edited the edit

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Sex with animals is technically sex too.

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triple edit

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Do micro-organisms count then? That would mean I'm having sex all the time. Without even knowing it.

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sorry, only orgasm related sex counts

maybe i'm having sex in some parallel universe as we speak, we must draw the limit somewhere, sir

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Oh...
Wait, why don't corpses count?

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What, you can't achieve orgasm with corpses? Good thing i'm a doctor, talk to me if you have any trouble

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No, I can, it's just that you said it only counts if it's a living being.

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Actually, now that you mentioned it... I am having problems lately. It's just that the green goo that pours out of them worries me a little... It just isn't the same anymore. What's happening to me?

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Well you shouldn't excavate bodies from nearby nuclear plants. Also wait a few weeks if you've been in touch with green goo more that usual and notify me if you have any unusual symptoms; enhanced strenght, x-ray vision, spoon bending etc

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Well, there is another penis growing out of my penis. It sort of looks like a branch growing out of a tree... Should I be worried?

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You shouldn't, i think you will have a very successful movie career in the next few years

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...Err.. It's also erect for 4 hours now and it's starting to hurt quite badly.

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It's still... you know..

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It popped, is that bad?

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Well, there goes your movie career.

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errr

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none

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Do possibly dead animals count?

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We should set some ground rules on decay limit and minimal warmness

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What if I microwave that beef I'm having sex with?

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You shouldn't eat the things that you're having sex with. I mean, that's common sense

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Umm.. sex is the part of the preparation of the meal.

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I wonder how they counted that.
"Every time you think about sex, say "now"!"

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You too? I thought it was only me that did that.

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I have "Tenga Flip Hole". It's hell of a thing, better than any women, also more useful and cheaper.

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I wonder how long is it possible to last in that thing.
BTW, can it make sandwiches?

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My mom make me sandwiches and wash my clothes. Life is good.

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What about parts of another human being?

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is bad.

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Why do you have the same avatar as me?......

Finally someone as smart as i am

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So being abducted by a race of hot female aliens that do everything I command them to do doesn't count?

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lets go eat some haahn, Baron

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Lol, me too.

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I went to see the Room last night, and Tommy Wiseau was supposed to show up. But then the theater announced that he wasn't going to be there after all. Tommy Wiseau betray me! I am fed up with this world!

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YOU'RE TEARING ME APART LISA

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sex with parts of animal bodies? uh oh

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what is this sex life of which you speak?

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+1

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all i have is a fleshlight and a massive collection of hentai

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What if I am a hermaphrodite, and I have strong desire for bondage when boning myself? Problem is after I tied myself up I cannot untie myself. But each time i want to do it again even if it means starving for a few days waiting for rescue with a vilbrator still stuck. What are you advices.

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I think i have just the thing for you

Contact them and this book might be just for you

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Will fapping give me problems in the future?

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From my book "Common misconceptions about sex and how to improved yours grammar":

In general, the medical community considers masturbation to be a natural and harmless expression of sexuality for both men and women. It does not cause any physical injury or harm to the body, and can be performed in moderation throughout a person's lifetime as a part of normal sexual behavior. Some cultures and religions oppose the use of masturbation or even label it as sinful. This can lead to guilt or shame about the behavior.

Some experts suggest that masturbation can actually improve sexual health and relationships. By exploring your own body through masturbation, you can determine what is erotically pleasing to you and can share this with your partner. Some partners use mutual masturbation to discover techniques for a more satisfying sexual relationship and to add to their mutual intimacy

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That was deep dude. Thanks for the reply. I will keep up the good work.

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I heard this news about a kid who was so addicted to masturbating and did it so much that he actualy died o.O true story, a bunch of my friends watched it too. Îs it possible or was i fooled xD

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42 times, non-stop.
I wonder how do they know it was 42 times, need to say...

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Sex life=Empty

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Lust is fairly overrated.

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i thought this was going to be a thread about the room...

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I did nawt hit her i did naaaawwwwwwt....Oh hai mark

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You're tearing me apart, Lisa!

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Oh, halo doggie!

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It's been 3 years.
.. 3... long... years. ;A;

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get the fuck up and go actually fuck something geez!

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Breaking News:

We are all nerds with no sex life

Solution:

Alt+f4

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But my porn is in there!

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Ctrl+W instead

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i have sex life ...

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So do we have a private giveaway for this "sex life" or what?

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I cannot tell you, it's confidential.
Anyways, how's your sex life?

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