Thanks Llama, good to know I can always come to you in time of need. Fuck you.
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Or just deride him
One does not simply go from cowgirl position to sleeping without first completing the mission.
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I read that as "Brain wrote his ex while drunk". You can imagine my confusion.
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Future note for future relationships.
Buy a Smith & Wesson .500 MAGNUM.
Sleep with it, fuck a bitch!
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Ah the drunken ex letter.. I've been there. Have no clue what his said but mine went something like this:
Fuck You! I hope while you're sleeping a cow falls through your roof & not only kills you.. But rapes you first.
And that new girl you're with, ask her if my pussy tastes good. I can't believe I spent all those years with you.
Enjoy your meth head!
Hope that cow thing happens,
Me!
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Nope.. and I'm still waiting for that cow thing to happen.
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Awesome. I like this answer. Bain, did you wish for cow rape? You should.
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After 12 years that's the least that could happen to him.. Well in my mind anyway.
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I agree. regardless of time, everyone should be raped by a cow.
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Cow? Really? Cows are fucking stupid. They just walk around eating grass. Maybe being raped by a Lion, or even a Walrus.
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Yes cows! That's what makes it so unexpected. Lion falls through your roof, it's pissed off & is more likely to kill you.
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Yeah. For example, wet dreams. They're really nice and I want to see them. In them I'm that guy who lives under the sea. Oh yes, wet dreams...
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Llama go home, you're drunk... proof:
http://www.que.es/archivos/201311/jovenes-y-llama-672xXx80.jpg
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narwhals narwhals swimmin in the ocean, causing a commotion, cuz they are so awesome!!
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Like an underwater unicorn, they've got a kickass facial horn!
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Bain to ex: I screwed old bats in the ass.
Ex: Llama too!
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But he won't tell me what went down, Convince him to tell all for an awesome GA. Or just deride him. Just as fun for me.
Or just make up what he may have said to her.
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