Found a baby bat sleeping in my table umbrella

Let it suck on your blood for a little while.

i loled at its face

it looks fuzzy! :D

Doesn't look like he likes you very much.

Aww.

Monty is angry that you don't have a hat for him, he wants you to play more Team Fortress 2 to get him a hat.

Yes son, you may keep your pet bat, just take SUFFICIENT care of it.

Another riddle?: D

No doubt you'd get in a large stack of trouble if you tried, despite potential best intentions, even when saving a wild animal, almost any wild animal taken in is illegal. Partly this is an animal conservation move, but also a big part of it is a health concern, some wild animals act as disease carriers and parasite carriers, which is a concern to government bodies.

He (?) looks hungry. Maybe you should feed him (?).

Keep it. This is the closest you'll ever be to being Batman.

That is pretty awesome, but sadly I don't think they'd let you keep Monty. ):

After rats, bats are known to be the greatest disease carriers. So I'd advise caution.

what are you gonna feed him?

Also don't let him bite you. Wild bats carry rabies (as in dogs = rabies). Be careful with it and wash your hands after petting it. I doubt it will survive much longer. :(

If you decide to, get it checked by a vet immediately. Wild bats often carry rabies without external visible sign,but the vet should be able to advise you and vaccinate it if it IS ok.

I have now house trained him

woot