What are your favorite "wake-proof" alarm soundtracks?

DJ Tactix - The Way (Shadow VIP Mix)

The usual way

On rare occasions I use high pitched noises and put alarm clock/phone in a walking distance

DJ SHARPNEL - beautiful synergy - say what's the time? IT'S SEVEN A.M.!!!!
DJ SHARPNEL - EXTREME POLKESTA

i alternate between these two. super bonus, as soon as the songs blare out their respective openings my dogs become annoyed and get off the bed so i am freeeeeeeeee.

Try this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7GYL-CPCxFM

It's not a soundtrack but I used to hook up a lamp in my bedroom to a timer and point the spot at my pillow. Together with a regular alarm that works pretty well.

beep beep beep

no sound, only slaps

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My fool proof system:

• 6:55 - My alarm clock radio plays
• 6:55:01 - I turn it off without actually waking up
• 7:05 - My wife starts telling me that I have to get up
• 7:25 - After being told every 5 minutes with increased insistance, I finally get my ass out of bed

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e7Gv-LAXT1Y&list=PLRtkK6TD_2LIEXgIuMYZT9TvpVhkLdUyk&index=8

The Terry Crews way

I have none. I'll usually just go back to sleep for half hour-1 hour even after getting up to turn my cell phone alarm off.

I wish I could stay asleep. :(

Unless I get really drunk the night before I am always up at sparrow fart. As soon as the sun begins to poke his noggin over the horizon, I begin to stir. Even the slightest noise will wake me up.

Pink Floyd - Marooned
Don't know how, I always hear this since the first notes.
But now I have a different problem: when I hear this on the radio, during the day, I have the bad feeling that I should wake up, even if I'm already up of course! XD

I use this song. It never fails!
Side effects might include a crazy desire to imitate all the arm gestures

Dobro jutro, pijanice
This is a Balkan joke, don't worry.

A classic

I've also used this, the way the intro builds up provides multiple steps to jolt you awake.

I use a sunrise alarm, no audio. It's only failed me once in 7 years.

Not an everyday ringtone, but only used on special days I really have to get up on time. THIS

The Strokes - Last Nite has been the one for me for many years.

I used to have a custom sound from L4D, from The Witch. My wife hated it, hahahahaha!
But my biggest issue isn't not waking up, it's switching off the alarm before I've properly woken up and going back to sleep again before my befuddled brain can get me going. So I got an alarm which I can't turn off without a little effort, so I have to wake up to get it off, that way I don't go back to sleep. And it has a variable snoozetime-setting so I can snooze 5 min first time, then it's only 4 min, then 3, then 2, then it rings every minute until I get up. Brilliant.
Try it out, Alarm Clock Extreme (Google Play).

Focus - Hocus Pocus

When younger I tried to waking up to music I like, which only made me sleep happier. Then I used FM radio on timer with some foreign station half tuned in so half was static, that very loudly woke me up instantly.

But here's something that's awesome for waking up the neighbors at 5:00 after a night out drinking.

This is a bad idea:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p0NFGgl7Cqs

Thought it would be a slow calm wake up as it's continuously rising -> 1 hour later zZZZ

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7pg-JQyrPLw