Tell me a joke. Ended :(

Oh...btw. And tell me you love me :D

I really like you and your threads ಠ_ಠ

Why did the girl fall off the swing?

She had no arms.

A black man walks in to a bar with a parrot on his shoulder.
The bartender looks at him for a while, then asks; "Where did you get that?"
"In Africa", the parrot replied, "there's a whole bunch of them over there..."

I love you!

NO.

A vacationing penguin is driving his through Arizona when he notices that the oil pressure light is on. He gets out to look and sees oil dripping out of the motor. He drives to the nearest town and stops at the first gas station.

After dropping the car off, the penguin goes for a walk around town. He sees an ice-cream shop and, being a penguin in Arizona, decides that something cold would really hit the spot. He gets a big dish of ice cream and sits down to eat. Having no hands he makes a real mess trying to eat with his flippers. After finishing his ice cream, he goes back to the gas station and asks the mechanic if he's found the problem. The mechanic looks up and says "It looks like you blew a seal."

"No no," the penguin replies, "it's just ice cream."

My little sister asked what sex was.

So I filled her in ᶘ ᵒᴥᵒᶅ

EDIT: I love you

Half Life 3 Confirmed.

The Republican Party.

ObamaCare.
Biggest joke ever!
I love you-no homo bro, lol

i once tried to bottle some fog. i mist

also apparently i love you

I was in a public toilet and had just sat down, when I heard a voice from the next cubicle, he said “Hi!, how are you?”
Embarrassed, I said, “I’m doing fine”.
The voice said “So what are you up to?”.
I said, “Just doing the same as you, sitting here!”.
From next door, “Can I come over?”. Annoyed, I said, "rather busy right now”.
The voice said, “Listen, I will have to call you back, there’s an idiot next door answering all my questions"
PS: not my own experience.
PS 2 : I love you.

Why do jews have big noses, cause air is free. NO RACISM!

Masochist: Hit me

Sadist: No

Mandatory I love you comment

2 muffins are in an oven. One says to the other: "Dude, its hot in here!" The other replies: "Holy Shit!! A talking muffin!!!"

I love you^^ (I guess)

I got another joke

Your mom.

I hate you.

There's two fish in a tank, and one says ''How do you drive this thing?"

one prostitute says to the other , have you ever been picked up by the fuzz? no she says but iv'e been swung around by the tits and it was f**king sore!!

Q: Why do men take showers instead of baths?

A: Pissing in the bath is disgusting.

I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

(btw i love you)

The police arrested two kids yesterday , one was drinking battery acid , the other was eating fireworks , they charged one and let the other one off!!

Apparently, one in five people in the world are Chinese. And there are five people in my family, so it must be one of them. It's either my mum or my dad. Or my older brother, Colin. Or my younger brother, Ho-Chan-Chu. But I think it's Colin. (i still love you)

I love you more!!

My mother told me, you don't have to put anything in your mouth you don't want to. Then she made me eat broccoli, which felt like double standards