Read this in FPS Russia's voice for comedic effect.
Happy birthday, I give to you five little russian pussies and six pack of russian bear. Warning do not attempt to drink the bear it will kill you. Also probably do not eat the pussies I have heard it is probably illegal in US of A.
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Please note, there is nothing X-rated in the links. Perhaps someone may mistake this for adult content, but trust me it isn't.
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Apologies, I dropped one bear on the way to forum.
That post was fun to create. Didn't take long to find the kittens, but I almost gave you a different kind of Russian Bear: Zangief.
Capcom's official profile for Zangief once said, "Dislikes: young beautiful women". However, a later game entry had his ending show him in a hot tub with women. Just think of him as a large, hairy, FIGHTING MACHINE version of Walt Whitman. Actually, imagine Zangief writing poetry - that'd be odd.
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ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO! WE'RE LIKE BIRTHDAY BUDDIES!
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