I know I will be bashed for this but yolo.

I was playing a pvp match at Insurgency and I had to run to get an objective in order to revive my teammates but I had to pee. So i grabbed a water bottle near my desktop and used my right hand to... well to pee in the bottle while pressing shift and wasd to run to the objective with my left hand.
And it was worth it.

Well, your move.

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Picking rengar in LoL, got DC mid game... When I got reconnected it announced I did penta... That skilless champ...

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I cleared the game breathlessly since I tried the hard stage many times from the start.
I then tried to write a review on it regarding how hard it was, then I noticed there was a savepoint option that can be placed everywhere I wanted. They say it was really an easy game.
The name of the game is LOVE.

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I am so confused. I am not sure if you are trying to make an elaborate pun about love or there is actually a game called LOVE, anyway that made me laugh.

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I mostly play single player games, but due to enjoying the RTS games I gave WoW a go and mostly enjoyed it (I try not to think about how much money it's cost me over the years though). have been a few embarrassing moments though
in ye olde days, every time you adjusted your talents you had to retrain all of your skills back up to max rank. only I forgot. weeks later I realised the reason my threat hadn't been as high as it usually was, I'd been using rank one of sunder armour (at the time one of the biggest threat builders for warrior tanks) ever since my last respec
another time, at the easter event during Wrath of the Lich King expansion, I was tanking Ulduar and would use silly bunny ears for the post-kill screenshot on a boss we killed for the first time. instead of switching back to my tanking helm I somehow saved the bunny ears into my tanking armour set and proceeded to tank most of the rest of the raid wearing them without noticing (I'd used the Item Rack addon to hide helm while wearing tank armour as the helm I had was hideous and transmog hadn't been implemented yet)

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hahahhahaha silly you, trying to tank with bunny ears, if you actually succeed that would be pretty bad ass.

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guild first Hodir kill had me wearing bunny ears throughout the fight as main tank. fortunately we had good healers :P

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Ah hahaha, that reminded me of that one time in WoW when I was fishing, then jumped into some PVP and completely forgot to equip my weapon.
I think everyone had a good laugh, seeing me trying to fight with a fishing pole :D

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that reminds me, I was attacked by a Horde once while fishing and I didn't know at the time that you could change weapons in combat. my being a prot warrior meant he could barely hurt me but my using a two handed fishing pole meant I couldn't use most of my abilities so it was a stalemate

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Haha, that musta been pretty funny too :D

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Well, if you do it in a bottle instead of your pants I think its fine.

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mmmm, beating Last Action Hero for the SNES? i wasted tons and tons of hours of my precious childhood on it :,v

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My childhood was spent creating scenarios at Age of Empires...

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Me and my class, years ago when i was still in School, were taken on a field trip to a bowling alley called Golden Bowling to do some bowling, before that however, we went up stairs on the second floor to check out arcade games, didnt recognize any of them except for a couple i think, almost never played such things nor did i had the Money for that then (i remember playing a crazy game back when i was a kid but now i feel ashamed of making my mommy pay for me on such stupitidies, a car racing one and a on rail shooter, wish i remembered what that particular game was, id like to see it now, it was dark, purpley or red i think, monsters jumping on you from platforms above, crazy wicked game,...), anyway, most of my class sat down and played individual arcade Machines and the rest played pool while i was left to myself in boredom, watching as others play. Later on my best and probably only real friend in my class, played a dancing arcade machine, you know with those dance floors where you gotta stand on specific spots to score...well he was playing and the screen actualy featured two sides, competetive split screen, it seemed to me that he had payed for two players at once as the unocupied 2nd player spot screen seemed like going so naturaly i didnt want to be left out any longer and wanted to jump in and dance with him. Me and my classmate danced to our best abilities, eventualy the rest of my class came to watch as they were done and a bunch of strangers watched us dance aswell. They smiled, laughed, heard whispers of me dancing good, then our class teacher said it wasnt payed for but i didnt know you had to pay for one player slot each, not once for both, so i stopped immideatly and yup, felt embarrased, very as i danced for nothing and not even my friend tought to let me know...then we went to bowl or after we bowled at which i sucked HORRIBLY and that was it....

Another time i joined a bunch of my enemies like a idiot in a TF2 game and they made me so mad and stressed out, i embarresed myself by yelling out loudly in the microphone to make them stop the stressfull verball assault they laid on me, also embarrasing.... getting owned constantly in TF2 was always embarrasing on its own....being bad feels bad....

Discovering for the first time and out of curiosity trying out a certain.... sex flash game was uneasy and embarrasing felt.....still isnt easy to see.

In relation to my enemies and other people that came into my life from deviantart, i made awfull garbage tier Gmod pictures that were inspired from those situations and moments and thats embarrasing to me, responses made in the heat of moments from emotions i went trough just to embarras myself....

Skullgirls was free to play on a weekend once, i went trough the tutorial and did i use my new knowledge of move sets and such? Nope, i button mashed like a idiot because i was...am too retarded and lazy to learn combos and stuff and just button mashed and suffered trough the story modes and some multiplayer matches and lost, hard, horrible, embarrasing expierience, went quite the same in MK9 too, too lazy, too bad at learning and remembering....

When i was a wee kid over many, many, many years ago, more than 10 probably, i was playing with a cousin of mine Streets of Rage 2 with both my parents in the room who were still toghether at the time. Anyway, as we fought the last boss Mister X, in the middle of the fight i loudly said ''Thats for our children >:D !'' And that ofcourse immideatly felt very akward and embarrasing as my parents looked wierd at me for a moment, i felt horribly embarrased.... but not for too long, untill i started to remember that moment and then that feeling came back....

Another occasion was, i was again, a little kid, at my dads work, using his shop pc which was at the end of his very very long clerk desk that also served as a exposition or something, anyway, there was a motorycle proffesional racing game, i drove and won my first race and on the win screen some gorgeus real life high quality ladies were shown to me. I didnt continue from that screen but instead kept looking at it and waiting to show someone and that someone became to be a couple of customers, a young adult and a elderly man, i dont remember what exactly i said when he aproched me voluntarily but i think it was something like ''hey, these are some nice girls though am i right :D ?'' or something like that... he agreeded and smiled and then we just went to our own buisnesses...embarrasing, even though i didnt feel like it, i didnt think i did anyway....

One time when i was a young teenager, i had brought with me my Sega Mega Drive II along to my grandparents home in the countrside to not be bored, i was playing Teenage Ninja Mutant Turtles and the Hyperstone Heist, as i was playing it and talking with my overlooking uncles Jānis and the other one, forgot his name, we talked about the game, its characters and out of joy...i just...put down the controler and did an air kick cause i felt like it i guess, cause i was full of energy, i dunno, i fell down clumsily and the embarrasement realy hurted me more than the fall, but i kept playing...nyeah, im an idiot...

Anytime i lose in strategy game multiplayers for being too slow and bad at turtling always leads to embarrasment gurranteed....and ive lost every time...

Thats all i can remember...

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Something similar happened to me. A friend of mine invited me to play COD and he said, lets play multiplayer to kill some people online. The whole match i was yelling and mocking to the "people" only to realize they were not real people, they were bots...my friend trolled me. Your friend should have told you about the dancing machine...I also suck at fighting games, I only smash all the buttons and move the joysticks like crazy. What sex flash game was that...?

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In the Witcher 3, I died by fall damage in the tutorial. I am ashamed.

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I read a comment similar to this in this thread heheheh I almost die trying to get down from the tower to the training grounds.

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+1 IiviI
I also managed to fall like 4 times from the same tower near the end of Blood and Wine. It was kinda pathetic.

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Oh in Dark Souls I was playing with my friend and we got invaded so my friend was shooting arrows at him down a narrow path and i was taunting him when a silver knight came and hit me from nowhere with a great arrow and I died.
Let me try and upload into youtube, I made a compilation of everything ^^ with weird music

though I guess this is more funny than embarrassing

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I will wait for the link

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here you go
The part I mentioned starts at like 9 seconds ^^

Sorry about the goofy music, hearing me talk in the compilation is mostly just laughing so I put the music on instead ^^

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Hey good edition! and I actually laughed at that hehe specially when he comes after you die because of the arrow and he mocks on you.

And you were fapping at 1:05

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thank you ^^, I know but I deserved that head shot with an arrow xD
Haha the random leg shake thingy, common but funny glitch ^^ Got restless leg syndrome ike irl. ^^

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"Got restless leg syndrome ike irl."

Are you cereal?

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cereal? ^^

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Are you cereal= Are you serious? hehe

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haha I thought so, but wasn't sure ^^, umm ya, well not really, don't know for sure and I doubt, but it's been there since I was a kid xD

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I mean, I shake my leg or arm every now and then out of anxiety, do you mean that? Or is it something completely out of you control?

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I think it might be just anxiety but it just goes on and sometimes I can't control it, a friend of mine said it might be restless leg syndrome, but I don't know, it's been getting better recently and doesn't bother me as much, so I guess its nothing ^^

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Well, a quick visit to the doctor if it gets worse could help you solve the riddle. (Although sometimes they have no idea...)

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I was playing FIFA multiplayer with friends, as I was making a darting run on the inside of the pitch I screamed....

"I'm coming, I'm coming, I'm coming inside you"

In a similar vain, when I was playing multiplayer Dawn of War, I told my friend not to worry as...

"I am pumping men out the back"

Finally I had my revenge though as the same friend, after those two goofs, had his own during a league of legends game.../.

"Watch out Tarics about to come up your arse"

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FIFA ,makes me rage so bad i had to entirely quit.

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At least you didn't accidentally tell your friends you were going to ejaculate inside them whilst playing :)

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Haha, we were laughing too hard to be ashamed at the time.

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Too hard?
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Hard.
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I've had plenty of embarrassing "in game" moments of me being completely incompetent, but nothing really irl based that I can think of.

The closest thing is that about 6 months ago I cut my (mouse pointer) finger with a knife pretty badly, as I was quickly trying to cut an apple while my LoL game was loading up. Despite the gouge and wrapping it in a few bandaids (the blood kept seeping right through), I played the game and we won, but my finger was reallllly throbbing afterward. I now don't rush whenever I'm holding a knife, esp before a game. :P

Oh I've also walked into poles and faceplanted into closed doors while playing handheld games before, but I think a lot of people have done that at one point or another haha.

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No matter how many people have done that, a faceplant is always funny.

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The most embarrassing moment was probably in some Lineage 2 party vs party event. I was playing dark elf tank (shillien templar) and took assist on the wrong party member who happened to have our healer as the target and I ended up stunning the healer, which meant that our party lost the pvp.
Nowadays I mostly play SP games and when I play MP games, I play them extensively.

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hahahah messing with your own healer is the worst thing you can do

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Competitive CS:GO game, I was top fragging and carrying my team... Despite that... I wasn't paying attention to the round number and ended up saving an AWP on the last round of the first half. #SilverPlays

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I was playing WoW back in Vanilla (no, it was not better back then), and was a standin tank for another guild than my own as they were doing Zul`Gurub. It all started well, got through the first two bosses without any deaths. Then on the 3rd one I lost aggro due to an overeager Rogue going all out, and it ended up in a wipe. That was not so bad, and I did not get the blame. On the way back my W key on my keyboard got stuck, and I ended up pulling several groups of mobs, which resulted in a second wipe before we had even managed to gather up. It was rather embarrassing.

Other than that, I was at a big party with a bunch of friends. A friend of a friend was there with us, and I think she has autism or asperger, because she can say some rather strange things from time to time, but she's a nice enough person. Anyway, she's an NES collector, and had found out that I own a relatively valuable NES game, and made a loud statement that I deserved respect because I had this game. That was a bit embarrassing

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Well, i was playing on a Lineage 2 private server, and i was on a good guild, we got tons of epic raid boss and i had a good boss jewel set, i was sending the set to an alt account via mail and a guy told me in team speak if i read what an enemy said in the hero channel, that enemy had a name like my alt char, so i write his name on the subject of the mail.... so i send him all my boss jewelry.... was so shame!

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When I've spilled my soup all over keyboard while beeing on WoW raid xD

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Ahhh ye olde soup on the keyboard, a classic

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Losing a match of Rocket League 0-10. To be fair, it was like my 2nd online match, but still pretty terrible.

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I was having a really bad run one day; three consecutive shutouts, 0-9, 0-8, 0-8. And I though my ball-handling skills were rather good; guess I still need training.

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missed all my shots with AK 1v1 (near 10meters from him) in H1z1 KOTK from behind :c Feelsbadman :c (i didn't even hit him once) :CCCCCC

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To be fair, the shooting and aiming mechanics in that game are very clunky

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Call of Duty 2, the truck scene on hard, my grenade hit the truck, bouce and fall inside of the truck and you can´t go down, so I just saw the grenade icon till I die. All my family listened to the NOOOOOOOOO!

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Cursing loudly like a drunken sailor whose going on a rampage whenever I get frustrated by a game. I can only assume my neighbors think I'm a crazy, homicidal maniac.

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Heheheheh same here.

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Several years back, I used to have the horrible habit of logging into my favourite online games (whatever it was at the times) to play for a bit before going to bed when I came home from a pub or a party, completely hammered.
Of course I was doing all sorts of weird stuff, leaving clans for no reason, dying in easy fights, selling my stuff, telling everyone how much I liked them or complaining about anything and everything...

Every time, I was so embarassed the next day when I sobered up and realized what happened >_<
Luckilly I don't do that anymore lol :D

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I wish I knew you back then to manipulate you and make you buy games for me or something...

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I had even less money than I have now, so the most expensive thing I would have bought you is a shot of cheap alcohol or something :D

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I had the same problem with FIFA and Medieval 2 Total War. But I learned curse words in other languages to prevent people from understand them like: Vaffanculo! Coññio!

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Plenty of people have walked into various things while using portable consoles, but has anyone else ever walked into a wall while trying to play on a laptop?

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Walked into a watercooler.

Close enough.

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I am trying so hard but I can't simply imagine someone walking and using a laptop at the same time. Maybe the laptops I am used to are too big for this scenario, maybe a notebook or something like that could be possible... crazy joona

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Heh, I'm currently typing this on a 12" gaming laptop that's half an inch thick :D

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I bet you have some defined muscles on those arms and shoulders then.

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No where near as embarassing as some peoples stories, but one night I was getting frustrated on WoW and decided to just start doing death-shots. Anytime someone died, Id have a shot. After a couple hours I was pretty toasted and decided to send some very typo'd messages to our tank (I remember I said something like "im drunk as fuck your mothers im drunk" then some more rambling) which he decided to read out loud. For the longest time after that, hed always yell "im drunk as fuck your mothers" when hed pull a boss.

We also used to do a drunk world pvp night and the one night, we went to a level 70 zone where I kept trying to attack my own pet (I played a hunter), then died to some level 70 guards.

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Be glad they didn't turned you into a meme

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That time I did a Doom video for Polygon. Man, was my face red.

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It wasn't you. And if that's true let me ask you something, why did you played using your feet?

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Was I not supposed to? Doesn't BFG stand for big feet gaming?

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i broke 2 fins on the middle on my r9 390 last Friday

D:

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