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'they were the originators of the "Market-system" which is condemned by God'

What am I reading?

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"SANTA CLAUS is an anagram for SATAN."

lol :DD

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It's called "spam", welcome to the internet.

Ohhh I see how it is you filthy hags, why you gotta be hating on us satan claus worshippers. I was acutally thinking of writing a long witty comment with puns and stuff but I am just too outraged at this injustice to carry on writing.

What the actual fuck?

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Whiskey. Tango. Foxtrot.

xD Oddest bit of spam mail I've ever seen xD

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You'd know Satan Claus if you'd bothered to watch one of the true gems of modern cinematography: The Last Boyscout. Your movie skills suck OP. xD

You only have to worry when you get this stuff in real life. I recently had something like this pushed through my letter box however it had ignored the rules of basic English and went on for an entire A4 sheet of paper. Apparently everything is shit and its my fault. ;_;

Ave Satana!

I actually kinda agree with most of the facts that were laid out.... Bah humbug?!

O_o, You know... I just found this email too.. from a "fremanfighter@dune.com"

WTF IS GOING ON? Are the Freman trying to tell us something? Does the spice need to keep flowing? Do the Harkonnen need to STFU? I DON'T KNOW! I need a space wizard.