Roast me

You're so stupid, it takes you an hour to cook minute rice :X

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you well dressed, good mannered person...
and you hair also smells nice!

No Respect

Spit roast? you?(I'm sorry I'm a disgusting creature).

You are a mean one
Worse than Mr. Grinch
Stay away from me!
Not one inch!

Now look what you did
Saying bad things about you
Making this shark feel bad
For saying things untrue

You are a wonderful person and I wish I was half as cool as you.

Stab!

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You're so fat that when you walked in front of the TV, I missed four episodes of the tv series I was watching.

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I ... i peed your shoes >.<

Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory.

You must have been born on a highway because that's where most accidents happen.

Stop the misconception that Dragons eat people... we don't. As a glorious and honest Dragon, I feel offended that you would even think that I would roast mortal humans. I won't do it.

If laughter is the best medicine, your face must be curing the world.

I just thought of the most original roast!
You're a weeb

You're the reason the gene pool needs a lifeguard.

ha ha Ronaldo is pish, missed a pen, go home.

Hey, you have something on your chin... no, the 3rd one down.

...oh wait, that's semen

....from your dad

I'd roast you but I prefer chicken fried.

I'd roast you, but I prefer my babies dead

Your mother is a hamster and your father smells of elderberries

Just because you have an inferiority complex, doesn't mean you're not dumb and ugly

You're so ugly you look the elephant man chewing on a wasp.