Roast me

You are just like my dad.

Look, I'm too drunk atm to roast you. I still think that my earphones are connected to my computer, so give me a few hrs. I'll be back soon... unless I forget about this whole thing...

Your mother was a hamster and your father smells of elderberries.

Everything is acceptable.

Everything, you say?
Okay, this is the worst insult a weeb could hear:

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Whats the difference between your girlfriend and a walrus? One has a moustache and smells of fish and the other is a walrus.

I will take your mother out to a nice, classy seafood dinner... AND NEVER CALL HER AGAIN

It looks like your face caught on fire and someone tried to put it out with a hammer.

Weeaboo trash. Your waifu is sh*t.

i prefer this

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So much roasting....Darn it guys, you set the website on fire!

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If I wanted to hear from an asshole, I'd fart.

How many times do I have to flush before you go away?

Which one do you prefer?
Rare? Medium? Welldone? Overcooked? xD

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You're a tsundere :T

You have to spend your time on SG because you are a social outcast and rejected not only by society, but your family as well.

But at least we love you

BOOM
Roasted

Yo mama so fat she still level 60 because she couldn't fit through the dark portal in TBC.

You're so ugly, why don't you just ragequit?

this

I like you with my potatoes.

You are so ugly not only on the outside but on the inside too, you are an inferior being unworthy to even be called a piece of shit and you wil never ever find love. Is what I tell myself every day I look in the mirror, but then I think well at least I'm not Ragecry.

Youre so ugly, you couldnt get laid if you were a brick at a paving company.

I knew it was you who made this thread, I saw your An-225 parked outside.