Somewhat long read but totally worth it.

link

Also no hidden ga

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My whole life is a prank, im just waiting until i turn 89 years old.

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I'm sorry, I don't get it.

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Must be cultural thing

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Links Vice article, talks about cultural things. LOL

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I'll take this opportunity to share the the funniest prank I've ever pulled, even if it wasn't very elaborate.

It was several years back and I was sharing a flat in a council high rise with a stoner. Every evening his stoner mates came round and they all got stoned together but one night they were a bit paranoid and not their usual stoner selves because the flat next door was getting raided by loads of police. "Will they smell it if I light up?" "What if I smoke it out the window?" "There are even more police outside!" "Have they got dogs?" "What if seal up every gap around every door and window?" "Can we still call out for pizza?" You get the idea...

The next morning me and the stoner woke up and it was a Sunday so we set out to do our weekly shop for pizza and other unhealthy food. "Oh wow, I'm so glad those police are gone and I can light up a big spliff!" he's saying as we walk out the front door. And there is a uniformed police officer standing right there in the stair well guarding my neighbours kicked in door. My stoner flatmate shrieks and runs back in the flat, I carry on to the supermarket.

I get back a bit later and there is nobody around. I look through the letterbox and see my flat mate playing Rainbow Six on his XBox. So I hammered on the front door really hard and shouted "POLICE! OPEN UP!" I waited a minute or so then unlocked the door and burst in. My flatmate was hyperventilating and trying to flush an eighth down the toilet but just spilling it all over the floor. I nearly wet myself...

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lol, good one!

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stdh.txt

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As Ferris Bueller said- You can never go too far.

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