Ok guys, gay marriage was just a myth.

rotfl. bullshit.

This only happens in Nigeria.

Seems legit. I'll be waiting patiently for the issue of 'Nature' that features the write-up to this groundbreaking research.

Also from the University of Lagos, an experiment of passing a magnet through a wire-coil to generate a voltage means that henceforth all power stations will be closed and the country will be run entirely from wirelessly transmitted electricity generated by everyone in the country fucking.

gay marriage is wrong... it's just called marriage.. gay or straight it's still just two people tying the knot

I stand corrected. There is no denying this.

Somehow I feel obliged to drag this up. It's more scientifically accurate anyway.

Muslims (at least the fanatic ones)... today their scientists prove gay marriage is wrong, and tomorrow they discover the secrets of women suppression, the right to die for disbelievers and how to make a fire.

The evidence is conclusive!

That's a relief!

If gay marriage had been real I would have been obligated to gay marry. That's how it works, right?

So, every time I see a gay couple I shall approach them with two magnets and say.

"You're wrong! Look!"

And proceed to try to glue the magnets together.

What about trans recognized as women or men by the law ? :p

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So this guy gets paid for making up shit like this?
Wow...I think I'm moving to Nigeria.

Fucking magnets man, how do they work?

wasnt there sometime ago a dude saying jews are bad, using "scientific" facts?
damn i cant remember his name....

That's some hardcore science here.

That is hysterical for all the wrong reasons.

the "matress" of the hearth doesnt compute as science

gasp What the actual fuck ?

I won't believe any research about magnets, unless it is officially endorsed by Mormons.

That is just...

Gay.

I can prove Nigerian universities are the worst by this article.
Can has Nobel prize?

I knew it all along. Magnets and homosexuals share similar properties. /s

What a moron.

To Chibuihem Amalaha:

If you have doubts about gay marriage, see this video: Gay Men Will Marry Your Girlfriends