Here's how it goes:
You must create a short story (two sentences - three if you keep them REALLY short) containing the following themes:

  • Steamgifts
  • Sex
  • Potatoes
  • Murder

Voting is done by replying with a +1 to the story you like.
You can enter just once, but can vote as much as you want.
After the event ends (23:59 GMT on 30.04) the top 10 competitors will be invited to a steam group and have the chance to win Castlevania: Lords of Shadow – Ultimate Edition
If you aren't interested in the game, but want to participate, please state it in your comment.

I took the idea from this.

Good luck and have fun!

EDIT:
Please write your stories in bold, so they can be easily seen in case there are other comments.
EDIT 2:
Try to do it in 150 characters (spaces included) or less, but no one will be disqualified for going over!

Final edit:

We need YOU! Help us crown the winner by voting for your favorites! And of course, here's the promised gib.

8 years ago*

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Which theme should have been included?

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Steamgifts has murdered my wallet, now I have to sell potatoes to pay the debts. I'll probably end selling my body for sex, too.
Not entering for the GA !

8 years ago
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Potatoes, potatoes, potatoes, murder, sex. Available now, on Steamgifts!

8 years ago
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While I was eating potato, I found out SteamGifts in which raped my mind and resulted in me dying to the net

8 years ago
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In a kingdom named Steamgifts, there was a potato king. He killed every user who tried to make fun of him and his sex life.

View attached image.
8 years ago
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One night Jon Snow decided to brows around SteamGifts, while eating potato chips. Near midnight he got called by a sex hungry watch brother. Unexpectedly he got murdered, by his brothers which repeated "For the Watch".

-The End

8 years ago
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Closed 8 years ago by Dakata.