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И wtf много не харесвам да пиша (есета по принцип), ама за 2 изречения ще се прежаля. :)

I am frozen in fear; trapped in my home with nothing but Steamgifts to keep me sane. The Sexy Potato Killer is still on the loose!

What is the maximum number of characters allowed ? Sentences can be pretty long...
Cheers!
EDIT : consider this as a bump and maybe give the character count in the description. I'll probably use this spot for my story :)

so I cheated. still only two sentences

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Fuck! I can't find a place for potato in this sentence and I would kill to win this giveaway!
Ba dum tss.

He was just a teenager boy and thinking about sex as usual while trying to leech SteamGifts giveaways. Then, his fat mother brought baked potato to him when he was dreaming to murder his crush's boyfriend and smiled with his ugly face.

I tremble with excitement; secretly watching my next victim through his window while he prays to the holy Space Cat of SG to keep him safe. I am the Sexy Potato Killer.

Batman was investigating a case about murders Steamgift GA winners,but later decided to have sex with Selina while having potato chips

When Little Spud's friend told him he had created a GA on Steamgifts for an "Appealing game filled with nudity", Little Spud joined the GA, and won! Keen to see some naked taters Little Spud installed the game and pressed "play" only to find out...it was a peeling game full of potatoes getting skinned alive!

PPS
(oh shit, 309 characters :( )

The support of steamgifts saw me having sex with with potatoes...i had to kill him,but dont tell about the murder to anybody or i have to do the same with u ¬¬

Long gone were the days of adoration to the Potato god. Orgies of sex and murder replaced the seemingly innocuous practice of giving each other games in a sign of mutual peace.

The honest truth about Steamgifts members. They do not have sex and murder their potato.

Fuck this steamgifts potato bullshit, and drop dead

edit: I should have said "Fuck this steamgifts potato bullshit and go kill yourself

I was having sex with my girlfriend, when suddenly I heard in the radio there was a murder and the killer is on the loose. I stopped having sex with le girlfriend and switched on the tv to see the news, I found out the police could not determine any clue about the killer. That's when I remembered the great puzzling place, SteamGifts. A community full of criminals and puzzles, a community I had left long time ago. I decided to take a peek again, only to find out, there is a puzzle called "Potato the killer and the guy who had sex with his girlfriend". I was shocked.... to be continued.

You wanna kill that steamgifts poll to get everyone to like you? Don't be a pain in the ass and write"potato".

"I was enjoying some sexy time with my favourite camgirl and I was too distracted to realize I had won the same game twice!"
"Too bad matey potatey, your mistake is gonna murder your chances in getting into those SGTools protected gibs."

There was once a person that had potato peelers for hands which sex was unknown they hated potatoes! so much & blamed them for their deformity & promised to murder anyone that even talked about them which sadly includes all these steamgifts discusions about potatoes, nighty night & good luck out there don't let the potato peeler peel your face off

My mom said if steamgifts gets me pregnant with a potato she will kill me.

you're fucked in the head if you think that the game you won on steamgifts won't kill your potato of a computer.

Through the mud I chased that spud, the one I wanted to fuck 'cause it was a stud. But this mud is crud 'cause I hate being dirty, I wish this disgusting swamp was a bath full of suds and as I reach that stud spud, I replace the mud with a cleaner liquid; blood.

I forgot about steamgifts but oh well, I'm not even trying for the game.

There are two things I learnt from Steamgifts: some people blacklist for no reason, and some people kills to have sex with a potato.

Bold Jatan was late for the SteamGifts innercircle sexparty organized by Dakata. 'Holy Potatoes!' he shouted when he entered the room and found out it was full of mutilated corpses, "SadisticChicken must have been invited to this one..."