Thief! Help me!

Confront the thief and call him nasty names.

Take anything and fight him!

Whip it out and hit him with it until he's unconscious

if u know he's there and he doesn't know you're there what's the problem? chicken?

Stop typing and close your laptop. I can't believe the thief hasn't heard all your key clacking or seen the light emitted by your screen. Beat the thief up, with your laptop if you have to. If you're too scrawny, go kick him in the groin; or her should work either way.

Is this an interactive browser based adventure game where we tell you what to do next? :P point&click ftw!

USE A STUN (or any other form of CC) BEFORE YOU ENGAGE HIM! Good luck!

Get the shotgun you have under your bed and take that sucker to town. Death town to be precise.

tear your clothes, use tomato sauce and trow it all over you, use 1 leg to walk, then walk through the doorway and scream brains!!

"he will run away or will kill you with a gun" it's 50/50

RAPE HER/HIM!

(revenge solves everything) :)

google 911

Thief!...I'll have your head for that!

use skype! lol

Best solution: Jump out of the window.

If you live somewhere where it is dangerous to jump out of a window: Throw the thief out of the window.

First thing you need to do is look around for two small round objects and insert them back into your scrotum.

Once you've done that you'll know exactly what to do.

Yell at him the following:

"Criminal Scum!"

"Stop! You violated the law!"

"You N'wah!"

Good luck!

How do we know you're not the thief?

Okay, get naked and come towards him and say: "I've been waiting for you.". When he turns to run subdue him and tie him to something.

Its dangalang time!!! Shove it to the thief! Show them no mercy. o-o

Give BO2 to him and ask to leave

Rickroll him!!!

respawn

It puts the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again.

Zap him, then whack him! THE 1 - 2 - PUNCH!