Question about bad behaviors

Thank you, bad boy ;)

Halloween != torturing yourself. I can confirm that OP is a maso

so...no one on SG is naughty? :'( Come on people, who also got a lump of coal last Christmas?

I am very bad at finding an idea for this.

Sincerely, I've been very lazy lately. And I've been polishing my sword a lot.

It's very important to maintain a very polished sword.

Just spread the legs and stuff it in!

Hey big boy,is that a long thick giveaway in your pants,or are you just happy to see me?

ha..

Unfortunately I'm not bad enough dude to do stuff like that...
But instead you could ask Motherfucker Jones how he got his name for naaaaughty stuff. :P

Bumping Uglys!

Been going a few rounds with Terramorphous the Invincible. I've been trying to beat him off with my Double Penetrating Rod, but he's so much harder than he looks. I might have to invite a few friends over in order to dominate him. He's not gonna go down without a bit of roughhousing from a tough group!
Big daddy needs his spanking!

So, here I was reading this thread, and had to stop to clean up. Thick, hot tube of meat in my mouth and it just gushed EVERY where. All over my face, in my mouth, down my throat, so salty and hot! But I can't lie. It was delicious!

Whaaaat? Dirty people, I was just talking about eating a bratwurst for lunch, god!

Twilight movies are one of the best

True story.

I was finishing middle school, just a few more days to holidays. We've agreed all the details earlier in the school. Only three of us, me, my girlfriend and her female colleague. I've reached the destination place 15 minutes earlier, scared to death. I was young and inexperienced, so afraid I might accidently do something wrong.

They were already there. My girlfriend Anna started to undress immediately. She blinked and encouraged me to do the same. I've dropped my clothes bashfully, because I didn't have impressive musculature in those days. Her friend was already in her underwear, so she started to pull out the goodies from the bag. I've admired her almost naked body for a while, when she noticed that. I was so embarrassed, but she just came to me and used her delicate hands to put some kind of a rubber contraptions on me. Two pieces for extra safety. It was so tight it slowed down my blood circulation in a certain area, but we didn't want unnecessary risk.

Anna was ready. I've tensed my muscles, gritted my teeth and went there without further ado. I didn't want to go that deep, but Anna insisted. It was warm and wet, at first I didn't know what to do with my hands, but girls were more than happy to guide me. I got thrown in at the deep end but managed to learn quickly and eventually found the best technique. It didn't last long though, no more than 10 minutes, a few smooth moves and I've totally drifted... The feeling of euphoria came over every inch of my body. Sure, I've seen other people doing that on the movies and it didn't look complicated, but I've always knew it wasn't real, just a fiction. Hell, I even nabbed my sister once during her first time, but she obviously has a natural talent so it doesn't really count as an example. Truth is, I didn't have a slightest idea that learning something new might actually give so much pleasure.

We were doing it until sunset, all together, a couple hours straight. I've got a terrible soreness on the next day, but hey, at least I've finally learned to swim.

Despite my best efforts, licking didn't work and my tongue was getting numb, but after firmly clicking it just once, it opened right up for entry. I was so frightened by what I saw inside though that I exited posthaste. Still, I appreciate the opportunity.