Hello dear Steamgifts users,

This is an official public service announcement, as I am, from now on, the official Pet of SG.
Some may not like, others may not approve at all, and heretics will probably say 'Nobody can just declare to be royalty, I do not accept this!', psychos will be all jelly, and the murky ones will ask to join, luxys will want to make sandwiches and meows will purr.

Fear not, all legal matters have been taken in account and dealt with, including the support and approval of Steamgifts Staff and Personnel Team, therefore I can truly say that im your pet now. Embrace it, don't fight it.

For any doubts or disregards about the veracity of my words, i hereby present you:
THE PROOF.
SECOND PROOF.
ALSO CLICK HERE!
INB4 THE NEW WINNING GIF
A time of fluffyness and unbearable puns is to come for those who shall embrace me. Pet me now and discover a whole new purpose of life.

Here is my offerings to my people:

ʕ╭ರᴥ•́ʔ


Yours sincerely, Your Pet
JoaoWho

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8 years ago*

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Sounds good. Now go fetch me my slippers.

8 years ago
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Purge the heretic!

8 years ago
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Can someone beat Bear?

http://poal.me/wts6g9

Edit: I'll be dumping keys during this poll

8 years ago*
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Anyone can beat bear, lol

8 years ago
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8 years ago
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Lol, best master!

8 years ago
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Finally! \o/

8 years ago
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A game of petting bears?

8 years ago
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Sure, any game you want!

8 years ago
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How I picture you vs SleepyCat

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8 years ago
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Well, pet < support, anytime ):

8 years ago
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Apparently cats > bears too. You should consider a species change. :3

8 years ago
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NEVER!

8 years ago
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oh, come on - I'm sure you'd make an awesome kitty ;3

8 years ago
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Are you calling me a pussycat?

8 years ago
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They are calling you a pussybear.

8 years ago
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I'm confused about what I should feel about that..

8 years ago
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As a factual statement?

8 years ago
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Yes.

8 years ago
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Could be worse, at least you're not a cat.

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8 years ago
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Purr

8 years ago
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i was expecting that

8 years ago
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Contagious Bump!

8 years ago
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I approve (Y)

8 years ago
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Do you know any tricks?

8 years ago
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8 years ago
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Bear pls :(

8 years ago
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<3

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Yeyyyyyy :D

8 years ago
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Spoiled by royalty....

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8 years ago
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That bear was so god damn cute tho

8 years ago
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Bump and thanks!

8 years ago
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Um, congratz!

8 years ago
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Congratz!

8 years ago
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Psssh, I have a bigger role.

I am an important part of the body of the steamgifts system.

Without me, their would be no hands!

8 years ago
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I approve this message.

Without hands there would be no petting!

8 years ago
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Nah, one can pet even without having extremities.

8 years ago
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8 years ago
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We'll keep you on a short leash...

8 years ago
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Bump

8 years ago
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B)

8 years ago
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Bump and meow. Now that you have all this power, please be careful not to scare me with it!

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8 years ago
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Are you representing steamgifts on this tetherball tournament?

8 years ago
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BUMP

8 years ago
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Praise the royal bear!

8 years ago
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Bump for our beautiful pet!

8 years ago
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so, wheres the poll ?

8 years ago
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bump

8 years ago
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WTF mate, your win/lose ratio is awesome :D ahah

8 years ago
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the cool part is that he doesn't play any of them ^^

8 years ago
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in my country we say: "some have bread and has no teeth and those who have teeth but not bread" :D

8 years ago
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Thank you beary much!

8 years ago
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