Hello dear Steamgifts users,

This is an official public service announcement, as I am, from now on, the official Pet of SG.
Some may not like, others may not approve at all, and heretics will probably say 'Nobody can just declare to be royalty, I do not accept this!', psychos will be all jelly, and the murky ones will ask to join, luxys will want to make sandwiches and meows will purr.

Fear not, all legal matters have been taken in account and dealt with, including the support and approval of Steamgifts Staff and Personnel Team, therefore I can truly say that im your pet now. Embrace it, don't fight it.

For any doubts or disregards about the veracity of my words, i hereby present you:
THE PROOF.
SECOND PROOF.
ALSO CLICK HERE!
INB4 THE NEW WINNING GIF
A time of fluffyness and unbearable puns is to come for those who shall embrace me. Pet me now and discover a whole new purpose of life.

Here is my offerings to my people:

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Yours sincerely, Your Pet
JoaoWho

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I approve your allowance :3

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But... okay.

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bump

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Zoobilee Zoo!

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Should I congratulate you or try to release you from your shackles? You should be free :P

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im a potato

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Hmm, I still think the official pet should be a drunk cat but I'll reluctantly accept this :3

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They should change your role to this

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+1

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That would be bearly pawssible.

It would be something I would gladly accept! Gonna add to OP!

ʕ╭ರᴥ•́ʔ

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Big russian bear is your friend or something?

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Dance, dance for our amusement

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Don't worry, this is just a part of my mastermind plan to rule the earth!

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A bear? Why a bear?

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Why not? :3

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I guess you're right, I barely thought about it, I suppose I can bear the idea, but bear in mind that you have great responsibility with this title.
Just bear with it, you'll get used to it, it might be confusing at first and you might lose your bearings but you'll be fine. Careful not to create a grizzly situation or absolute pandamonium, you are clearly koalafied for this job.

You must now bear this burden on your shoulders, good luck.

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I like you.

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Tnx, you too :).

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fried potato

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Bump!

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Bump for the best pet! :DD

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bamp

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Blink twice if you're being held against your will.

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blink blink blink

3 blinks mean im hungry

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Sorry, I only carry deer carcasses.

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nice to have a pet around here... congrats!!

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As the Royal SG Court Adviser, I welcome you among the royal family.


All the best,

jbondguy007
Royal SG Court Adviser

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My pleasure, dear comrade!

Now bring me my maple syrup cookies!

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You are welcome, my friend.

...NOW GO GET YOUR OWN FUCKING COOKIES, YOU BEAST.

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ARRRRRRRGH NO PERKS ON BUTTLERY?

I'll ask support to change that too

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I'M NOT A BUTLER, I'M A ROYAL ADVISER.

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Uhmm..... okay , given the seal of approval.

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pedobear!!! he`s real! :D

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But can you make us sandwiches though?

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I always thought this place could use more animals in official capacities

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SG needs to make this a Real Announcement

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+∞

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CG pls, make this happen

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this thread is unbearable

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