Here are 120 copies of 34 different games, all brought to you by Alcohol.

All GAs are invite-only from this thread, Level 3 and up, giving you a pretty good chance to come away with at least something this holiday/alcohol season. The games aren't much, but I figured I'd spread my cat as wide as I could without making a sexual euphemism be too obvious.

The GAs end on Christmas Thailand time. I've just moved back here, this time to Pattaya, and it's just the damn sleaziest place I've ever seen. Thrust up against the rest of the world's seedy bourgeoisie--Las Vegas, Tijuana, and even nearby Bangkok--Pattaya makes them all look as chaste as Medina and as prude as Hester Prynne. The fairest assessment I can give is that for being a God-forsaken, libertine, bacchanalian hellhole full of sex-addled misfits, I kind of like it anyway. Pattaya is for f***ing weirdos. Literally, if you're into that.

Enjoy the games, your loved ones, and/or alcohol responsibly. The poll invites discussion of fond memories with or without alcohol.

The first is open to everyone: https://www.steamgifts.com/giveaway/HB2Rg/save-jesus
https://www.steamgifts.com/giveaway/ub0Nh/diner-mania
https://www.steamgifts.com/giveaway/cyZXg/street-arena
https://www.steamgifts.com/giveaway/XpNBK/car-mechanic-manager
https://www.steamgifts.com/giveaway/8m9ih/chronicle-keepers-the-dreaming-garden
https://www.steamgifts.com/giveaway/Qli1x/helicopter-simulator-2014-search-and-rescue
https://www.steamgifts.com/giveaway/iVt33/abc-coloring-town
https://www.steamgifts.com/giveaway/hg7Jf/balloon-blowout
https://www.steamgifts.com/giveaway/uwL3l/barnyard-mahjong-3
https://www.steamgifts.com/giveaway/wWKJa/bayla-bunny
https://www.steamgifts.com/giveaway/0p7rh/block-blowout
https://www.steamgifts.com/giveaway/fXat1/chess-knight-2
https://www.steamgifts.com/giveaway/LViL9/dessert-storm
https://www.steamgifts.com/giveaway/kFeGA/fabulous-food-truck
https://www.steamgifts.com/giveaway/sC9ia/fantastic-4-in-a-row-2
https://www.steamgifts.com/giveaway/yENvk/fantastic-checkers-2
https://www.steamgifts.com/giveaway/rPG0K/kitty-cat-jigsaw-puzzles
https://www.steamgifts.com/giveaway/bwoX6/ludo-supremo
https://www.steamgifts.com/giveaway/Tsiwd/mahjong-deluxe-2-astral-planes
https://www.steamgifts.com/giveaway/ynF9g/mahjong-deluxe-3
https://www.steamgifts.com/giveaway/ufLeG/mahjong-destiny
https://www.steamgifts.com/giveaway/GGqPD/mahsung-deluxe
https://www.steamgifts.com/giveaway/rgtQ9/mini-golf-mundo
https://www.steamgifts.com/giveaway/cjmmi/murder-mystery-adventure
https://www.steamgifts.com/giveaway/1clAj/pepe-porcupine
https://www.steamgifts.com/giveaway/Mrziv/mystery-of-rivenhallows
https://www.steamgifts.com/giveaway/9DScX/puppy-dog-jigsaw-puzzles
https://www.steamgifts.com/giveaway/U5HBg/puzzles-at-mystery-manor
https://www.steamgifts.com/giveaway/PvtgI/puzzles-under-the-hill
https://www.steamgifts.com/giveaway/qSKhz/sweet-candy-mahjong
https://www.steamgifts.com/giveaway/YxEVm/the-hidden-dragon
https://www.steamgifts.com/giveaway/xiqTp/ultimate-word-search-2-letter-boxed
https://www.steamgifts.com/giveaway/QfhhB/bubble-blowout
https://www.steamgifts.com/giveaway/5V1GG/wheres-my-what

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What is your favorite memory involving alcohol?

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Something I don't actually remember.
Something I did with an animal.
Something I did with a fellow human.
Something that came out of my body the next day.
I never drank much/ever.
Something courageous I'd never have done otherwise.
Something I said to the authorities.

I haven't been to Pattaya, but I have been to Patong Beach after dark. I loved it. Freaky ... and not just in a good way. There were bearded ladies, which is awesome on so many bizarre levels.

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I lived just north of Patong last year! I missed out on bearded ladies there. Did they let you rub/shave them?

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Didn't ask. I pussied out. No pun intended.

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Oh, you like puns? I tried to think of like 10 that would make both me and you laugh, but sadly, no pun in ten did.

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Thanks a lot for GAsss!!! Have a bump!

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If I was a cow, I would probably marry you.

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What if you became a cow at the same time I had surgery to become a human? Romeo and Juliet levels of tragedy there.

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Haha, I guess I'd drink a bottle of poison then :(

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that city certainly sounds .... interesting... good luck with that and thx for all the chances :)

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Bump!

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I don't even remember when was the last time I drink a beer

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Bumpie :3

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i thought you meant this thing

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That is completely understandable, actually. I missed that connection.

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Bump!

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also the drunkness itself its great to me, its weird and probably really really disturbing but i like blacking out

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That was amazing. I dated that fellow human 3 years afterwards :D
Merry Christmas btw!

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Been sober for almost a year now....
but on tuesday a friend is coming over for a couple of days of gaming...
Vodka.. check
Baileys.. check
Tia maria... check
Midori... check
Frangelico....check
Cointreau... check
energy drinks... check

Hope i'm not missing anything...

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i see a severe lack of beer there

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Yeah i got a couple of cartons of Crownies too !! :)
but they don't mix too well...

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Bump

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Hello :)

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Ave Alcohol!

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Thai massage bump.

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Those women have the biggest noses I've ever seen.

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