Want to learn spanish in less than 10 minutes?
Here's a MAD trick which makes Spanish teachers go nervous about LOSING THEIR JOB!

Say these words

  • by land O (bailando)
  • can't & O (cantando)
  • & & do (andando)
  • down the bus (¿dónde vas?)
  • To eat her (Twitter)
  • rub bear toe (Roberto)
  • one car loss (Juan Carlos)
  • ray ass muggles (Reyes Magos)
  • try door (traidor)
  • Me pick & lost web us / O var E os (Me pican los huevos / ovarios)

Do it once per day and congratulations, now you know Spanish!
Easy right?
Now here's an easy warm-up excercise for you before we move on onto your next Spanish lesson
Translate this Spanish sentence to English:
なぜあなたはこれを翻訳しています

There's totally not a giveaway going on around here

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Taco Bell Chipotle Los Angeles.

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10/10

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Señorita/o, su destreza con la lengua de Cervantes es solo comparable con su simpatía.

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*なぜこれを翻訳してありますか。

:V

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天帝畜生

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心配しないで。 河童の川流れよね。

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68ワット -ts

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Pantalones calientes.

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donde esta el banyo

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Al fondo a la derecha

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jajajaja +1

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Madre mia, alguien quiere ver el mundo arder!!

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Pero si yo solo quería compartir mis conocimientos españoles a la comunidad inglesa de SteamGifts.

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Por ese lado, entonces lo podemos dejar pasar........aún así el mundo arderá!!!

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そうなのか~。

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Quiero una cerveza, por favor.

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Para mí otra :3 Bien fresquita

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Instructions unclear, accidently swallowed my goldfish.

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that was intended, you are doing just fine, thats part of the culture teaching, next stop you put in some rice and you have a nice paella

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The goldfish is supposed to go in the ear. I suggest regurgitating it and putting it there.

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Donde esta la carne de vaca?

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es war sehr einfach zu erlernen , danke

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Ajajajajaja muy buena

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I'm Italian so it's easy, you just add an s at the end of every word :D

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JAJAJJ las de roberto y traidor son los mejores, sos un genio RedFrix xD

oh look to all the Spanish that I learned in this post, it's a miracle! ^^

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Just as planned.

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If you need to learn faster, you can watch ¿Qué hora es?, the Mexican soap opera for people who only had three weeks of Spanish in the fourth grade!

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Please do not boycott my Learn Spanish 101 class with uneffective methods

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Pero se te olvidó la mejor de todas:
Between no more and drink a chair with father (entre no más y tome asiento compadre).

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To eat her... esa es mi favorita... y no me refiero a la frase (?

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Per bear tea do! :O

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con un poco de analisis matematico, cualquier cosa dividido 0 da infinito (mas bien el limite pero bueno)
salvo 0/0 no te metas con eso, moriras

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Not on Argentina, but you can on Spain!

Source: I'm here

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Cirno teacher pic = Cirno perfect math class = videos

In English(sub) Nobody dubbed it? :(
In Latin American Spanish(dub) che? Weon, chevere, boludo
In Spanish(sub) just sub really? :(
In Russian(dub) good voiced dub, that's great
In German(Dub, well kinda... featuring Angry German kid, this is so funny lol
In French(sub)
In Portuguese(sub)
In Italian(sub)
In Polish(sub)
In Arabic(sub)

hope everyone can enjoy, maybe there is more versions lol

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Sigue siendo mejor que el traductor de google..

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x-ray don who and car loss premiere O

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In, send the door (encendedor)
Plant eater (plantita)
Boy NBC (voy en bici)
This pony billy dad (disponibilidad)
I started to run (ahi está el turrón)

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jajajajaja +1

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the turron is a lie (the turron is a lie)

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me meo con la ultima XD

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Una vez les estaba enseñando a mis amigos y conocidos del instituto ya hace años a palabras en Ruso, obviamente a parte de lo tipico "hola, adios, como estas, bien, etc" querian saber mas, y me pedian que les enseñe palabrotas e insultos, pues lo hice, eso resulto en que iban por todo el instituto insultando a todo el que veian, asi que creo que de mi no saldra un buen profesor para enseñarles Español o Ruso a la gente de SG.

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lo primero que debes aprender de TODO idioma son insultos, motiva las ganas de aprender mas el idioma (?

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Nose a mucha gente les gusta aprender insultos xd, ahora que em auerdo, unos Rusos tmb me pedian que les enseñe insultos en Español.

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kurwa! aunque no sepas rusos si juegas CS:GO terminas sabiendo los insultos en ruso

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"kurwa", eso es Polaco.

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Czyżby ktoś nas wzywał?

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idk :|

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curioso, pues siempre lo dicen XD

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Lo diran para insultar a los Polacos, enseañales algo en Español y insultaran a los Españoles xd, o los propios polacos lo dicen, o a lo mejor no sabras decir al diferencia entre un Polaco y Ruso,

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