Amazon is onto me

Although mouse tracking would be terrible on a thing like that..

My Little Dashie is probably the most famous non erotic fanfiction amongst bronies. yet I have never read it. it just sits there and waits while I try to fool myself that I'll ever read it...

"Twi..." Rainbow Dash said with a blush, shuffling her hooves.
"Its okay Rainbow Dash, I understand," Twilight Sparkle said, glancing at the front of the store. "You want to be MY Little Dashie, don't you?"
Rainbow Dash looked away, her face crimson, and scrunched her face with a nod.
"Okay then Rainbow, I'll go grab you a nice collar, and maybe a leash too! When we get back home I'll make a list of all the other gear we need Dashie!'
With that, the two walked into the pet store, Rainbow Dash not making eye contact with anybody and shuffling a few paces behind Twilight, both nervous and excited at her new prospects....
End Chapter One

niestety nie. :(

True, but I'd probably get another one I found that seemed to have more vibrant color. Also, I'm not sure if I want to to give up my Witcher mousepad. :)