Jabbergeist's Unfortunate Train of Depressing Inadequacy

Hey folks, this is my first train, and it's bad. Literally. The games in here are the worst my spreadsheet of extra keys had to offer, and I'm generously inflicting them upon you, the community. Make no mistake: This isn't one of those jokes where I say the train is bad, but it turns out to have Skyrim and Fallout in it. This is an actual bad train. So, if you feel like subjecting yourself to this virtual baby funeral, click here. Good luck with therapy.