Girlfriends...

tfw no gf ever

no woman no cry

Never played on that server. :P

What's a girlfriend?

Go and get a real girlfried in order to realease some ... pressure.

I haven't unlocked that achievement yet.

I got sick of the mind games, having to grovel/prove my love to be forgiven. So I am done with them. honestly much better for me to be single even though my friends believe you have to have someone in order to be happy. :D more power to people who believe that but not for me thanks.

She goes into heavy russian swearing mode in private or puts on an intimidating poker face and goes into short sentences/orders military mode when it's in public.

They do pretty much the same thing... Saying "Nothing is wrong." I usually will do something nice like take them out to a nice dinner or plan something nice for them. Which usually makes them happy. But at the moment I don't have a girlfriend I am pretty picky when it comes to women anyways....if I wasn't I would probably have one right now XD

Its like a game everyone knows the end so please:P

I wanted to make a no-girlfriend joke but I looked at the rest of the comments...

Steam is my GF.We spend a lot of time together,i aways buy her nice stuff,and she takes care of me when im bored.
(slallows sadness and launching CSGO)

Yes. my gf is really annoying. shes allways mad with me and stuff. I've been getting used to it in the past 3years and a half. Just ignore her when she's mad. If she start complaining about u not giving a shit for her while she is very mad etc etc just tell her that she is not ok with the relationship she can go fk off :)
She will get mad and let it go in the next hour or so.. Works every single time X)

Do you mean once per month for a few days when you say "every once a while"?

you know what they say: it's better to have a girlfriend even if sometimes she can be a pain in the ass than not to have a girlfriend at all.

Had a girlfriend that fucked any guy she saw as pass time, but that's not why I'm here.

Lose the need to talk to her if she goes mute. It only has power if it works against something. As in you trying to make her talk to you while she is being a twat. Don't play the game. Don't try to talk. She wants to play games, fine, you go and talk with someone else.

Gir- what ? You mean those dickless illogical creatures that people carry around with them ?

I'm too hilarious to stay mad at me. I think the longest time she managed to be "mad" at me was like 10-15 minutes in our almost 3 years relationship. Most of the times she manages to stay mad at me for like 1-2 minutes or less.

Haven't dated in two years.

Seems I can't find someone I actually like enough to date, curse of being picky I guess..Oh well! :-D

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Hmmm the girl I am seeing right now doesn't usually get very angry. But she does say really tactless things sometimes which annoys me.

My girlfriend is never mad at me. We are basically one soul inhabiting two bodies.