Girlfriends...

How would i know you selfish, bragging ass.
Are you here to twist the knife or what?

My girlfriend never got mad at me... i always get mad at her.

This forum is getting more ridiculous day by day.

She never got mad at me ^^ probably because i don't have one ! 8D

T.T

Hmm... Girl is a kind of the last boss, yeah? Beacause I haven't met it yet...

At least you have one...

Broke up with my ex a month ago, it was a great decision by the way. When she was mad she would keep a bored face for a long, long time. Sometimes I would ask what happened and she would say her usually silly reasons and we would argue. Other times she would keep it to herself and we would argue a few days/weeks later when she decided to bring it up. There was always a fight at some moment... she is a great person though, the best gf I had so far but we are too different.

Never had a girlfriend in my life, i feel too insecure about myself to go out and talk to them :(

What is the diffrent beetween girlfriend and internet?
You need to lose a lot of time to finally grab something interesting ...

Well, you know, when my girlfriend gets mad, she ties me up with ropes and put on a gag and blindfold onto me. Then she starts whipping me, while asking, "ARE YOU SORRY NOW? ARE YOU SORRY NOW?" But in the past 3 years I've realized there is no correct answer to this: if I answer yes I am sorry she hangs me upside-down and sticks a papaya-sized dildo into my butthole - as a reward for my sincerity she says; if I answer no or anything defiant I get electricuted; lastly if I stay silent she pours hot wax or oil onto me until I start talking.

I think this is what they call the woman takes dominance in a relationship.

simply ask her "are you all right?i'm worried abut you"sometimes they just need to be told that they are cared for

I just wish that they would become mute more often!

My girlfriend had to buy a new case/ power supply for her computer when she bought her new graphics card.
She payed almost twice the cost of her mb/RAM/chip for the card.
Me Jelly?
Hell yes - well not really. But I do have monitor envy.
when we first met I 'll admit I was kind of interested in someone else but she left me speechless. - and it felt GOOD to be around her.
Sure we've had our bad moments but I've been just as much to blame.
And we have had more high points than low ones.
Right now I have two major regrets with her.

1. That I'm not making money and so I don't want to marry her till I do (as I've seen finances (or lack of them) fuck up marriages)
2. My Dad passed away a few months after I met her and they never met. I wish they could have known each other at least briefly.

Oh ya.. and she beats me as I snore.
(or at least wants to.)

Scarlett Johansson or nothing

i haven't had a girlfriend in over half a year... and i miss having one... nowadays all i can get is meaningless sex, WELL GUESS WHAT WORLD I HAVE FEELIGNS TOO! THAT'S RIGHT I'M NOT AFRAID TO ADMIT IT!

No, because they're so damn clingy and annoying.

being a gay is answer of all your problems.

You meant a girlFIEND? :D

Meh, women are messed up.

No offense females. I <3 u.

Girlfriend thinks everything I do is silly and/or adorable, I'm ridiculously good at coming up with actually meaningful compliments, and she's probably the most chilled out person on the planet. So I'm never in trouble, even when I should be. Yay.

But really, it's more that her personality both blends with and counteracts mine in such a way that I honestly don't believe I could've picked a more perfect person.

Her being mad at someone/something else is hilarious though. She's German (and I'm not), so she goes off muttering something I don't fully understand interlaced with "scheiße" frequently, which is probably why most of the German words I do know are swears. lol

Also, her voice is soooo soft, it makes the whole thing oddly cute. :p

Insert misogynistic statement here

What are you talking about? Never heard of something like "girlfriend".

few years ago a girl broke my heart, since then i never fell in love

My boyfriend either yells a lot or goes totally mute for days. Have our roles switched or something?