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telanus

It's been unofficially unannounced that Half-Life 3 will be released on 1 April 2014. It's rumored that Gabe told Valve employees, that with the Success of the Call of Duty Franchise, Half-Life 3 will follow the same principles, it'll be created as a generic shooter set in the year 2350, The player will be cast as a lone rookie Ship Security Officer with limited weaponry. The weaponry will be expandable with extra DLC that can be bought extra as needed.

The Main Setting of the game will be inside a doomed Alien Mothership, but to finish the game, extra missions and the final Boss Level will be made available via Paid DLC. In an industry First, Valve has confirmed that there will not be a season pass available, due to financial considerations of Valve, as flogging the paying customers of their hard earned money, is financially rewarding to Valve

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GomBas

Lies, not to mention that cake.

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makwy2

A little early for April isn't it? :)

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telanus

:P

1 decade ago
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DeltaBladeX
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Indeed. I'm in New Zealand, and it still isn't April here, let along the rest of the world.

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FapFap

after 2015(true)

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bobofatt

hurr hurr April 1st, right?

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Skylark

Yeah... I've seen better jokes/pranks. This one is too obvious!

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IGnition7

:/ Where is Freeman?! and where is Adrian?!

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MrD

This

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IGnition7

whats that? im being redirected to the home page.
oh wait game of the century

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SanKroepoek

I need that game :|

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wotgamer

five more hours brah, and that's if you're a godforsaken kiwi.

can't wait for announcement of portal 3 on source 2.

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Jonex

Wow, that wasn't funny at all.

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Rustain

Half Life 3 joke is just dead-saturated by now...

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revco32

And they lost me at COD. Another dead horse. We get it, COD games are mainstream and don't hold up to your "games are art" philosophy.

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adelina1985a

haha..?

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Raik

Thanks for reminding me that today's the 1st of April.

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Fearzki

Meh. Its not April 1 here yet so the jokes aren't taking effect yet

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KEKCbl

you forgot micro transactions

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SMouse

No mention of hats. Not buying

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Yobilat

Now... Replace Valve with EA and HL3 with Battlefield 4 and Gabe with greedy share-holders.

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Enyscore

unofficially

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simonli2575

Obviously unfunny jokes are obviously unfunny.

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vidmavidma

+1.

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cutiepie

eh, sorry what -_-

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pajo

episode 3 confirmed

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Razzey

Sorry, but valve making DLCs?They follow EA? This just can't be true. Sorry.

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redeemer000

its raining call of duty again, almost every single year

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Bakarina

That's not even funny anymore. It is just sad.

Half-Life 2: Episode Two was released in October 10, 2007. That's almost 6 years.
Jeez, Valve - at least say you are working on it or something!

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Meetrock

Too soon buddy, too soon!

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BlackRoxxx

click to see what i have found

so... i will install it now

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JordanS

No Dinosaurs

No buy

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Closed 1 decade ago by telanus.