the best inault I have heard is "Better people have called me worse" kind of a double burn and it's a brain teaser if you're not talking to a bright one
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Lol reminds me of the golf slang "elephant's asshole", aka when a shot is high and shitty
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"Either you're stupid or you're from X" where X is the name of a local town you despise. Works best against very patriotic people.
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I'm partial to "F-ing moron" or "Dillhole" (the original meaning, not the idiotic cartoon bastardization). What can I say? I'm oldschool.
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Depends on the situation. If it's among friends I would probably say "seu otario" which can be translated to "you dumbass". If it's something reaction wise, like a car just drives nexts to you and splashes water at you I would say "cabrão" which is a male goat.
If I'm hothead over someone or something I would just make mean comments and over-elaborated analogies to express my anger without having to punch something.
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Anything ArchiBoT can come up with.
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I really enjoy the 3rd to last(or the last for that matter). I might use in the future.
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The British are objectively the best insult-givers. Case in point:
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=mgWiZwEHwdo
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dingus or dingi for plural
it's not harsh at all and serves as a good playful insult that i can use on anyone
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Being French, I quite like "douche" as Americans say. Calling people "shower" is quite funny.
In my native language, my favourite would be "fumier" [fymje] (manure) but I'm a cool guy so I rarely insult anyone :)
(For yours, add *** if necessary so you don't get into trouble)
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