J'hésite entre le traditionnel Fils de P... , Enc...é et Bat...
J'utilise le tien aussi. ;)
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Funny that all of those have a sexual connotation.
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Actually I've read somewhere that excessive use of sarcasm rewires the neurons in your brain in an undesirable way.
I'm a little fuzzy on the details but the article seemed to make a lot of sense.
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excessive use of sarcasm rewires the neurons in your brain in an undesirable way.
Is it maybe a cocky sense of superiority because they think sarcasm is proof they're highly intelligent? That's certainly my experience. (Sorry Golwar, I'm not saying anything about you, it's just that I've seen so many people who think they deserve a medal for using sarcasm)
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No worries. I'm also a frequent user of self-irony! ;)
But seriously, sarcasm is certainly better than insults. Not to bother at all is still the best solution though.
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I agree! It's definitely more fun, especially when it's banter.
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What does the box they put pharaohs' mummies in have to do anything with insults you dingus
Mine is dingus, btw
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You.. you... do... double...... DOUBLE.............
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Baka I never use the word myself, but I like the way it sounds XD
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I call my son baka. It's not a swear word. It's the softest version of fool I know.
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Calling people "sir".
Good thing I don't live in New York.
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"What you’ve just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul."
I don't even believe in god and I still find that funny. :D
Alternatively "wanker", "twat" or "cunt" said in a very British accent. I mostly blame Yahtzee and Jim Sterling for finding those funny. :P
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When religious people say something like "I didn't come from no monkey!", I can't help but say something along the lines of "Indeed, I can see you haven't evolved past that point yet".
As for my favorite "Comedic" insults, it got to be anything with a stereotypical Irish accent :D
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I've just realised that I don't have one. Not that I'm a good girl that never fights with anyone, I just try to remain more or less civil even in conflict situations. Sarcasm is usually more than enough. Still, occasionally you have resolve situations with people that just don't understand any language aside from profanity, so basic skills of using of Russian mat are pretty much essential.
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I wouldn't insult anyone to their faces unless I was absolutely fuming (hasn't happened in a looon time) but a few swear words still come up in my head when I'm around certain people.
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I don't swear at all. But I was always mesmerized by the word "Уёбище" (Uyobishche) - it's Russian. It kinda means a person so pathetically stupid, that it deserves nothing but your contempt and, surprisingly, pity. I picture facepalm when I say it in my mind.
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Caling someone a goon or dingus is hilarious to me.
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Someday I want to write insults as well as these guys.
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"Overgrown condom failure" is my favorite, even though I haven't used it yet.
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Pancake, as a not so serious insult. But sounds better in Dutch.
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"To insult someone we call him 'bestial'. For deliberate cruelty and nature, 'human' might be the greater insult."
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Never insult... grew up being taught to never insult or cuss... my parents also never insulted, called names or cussed.
We couldn’t even say things like “shut up”
It is totally non productive to insult others. It never goes well to do so and in the process chips away at ones own personal dignity besides ripping down the person being insulted.
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I 100% agree. No good comes of it!
It's instant gratification, but there is always delayed payment due when one loses control of their composure with others. It is a sign of immaturity--weakness--that reflects poorly on the person who insults. Like attracts like; When you act rude you soon find yourself among other rude individuals.
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Being French, I quite like "douche" as Americans say. Calling people "shower" is quite funny.
In my native language, my favourite would be "fumier" [fymje] (manure) but I'm a cool guy so I rarely insult anyone :)
(For yours, add *** if necessary so you don't get into trouble)
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