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Of course they're real. David Sarif is even an SG user.

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Boss they're onto us, what do?

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Hehe, it made my day too :D

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Well, David Sarif certainly is real, I even won a game from him :D Thanks again, David! =)

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Oh wow lol

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Lol

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Never read The S*n. What a morons... x]

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I've been on a roll reading a lot of funny things today. But this one tops them all. XD

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They even implanted augmentations on their reporters.

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Why are you surprised that a tabloid said something like this?
Don't forget, news media of most kinds are best defined as an -entertainment- business. There are no legal requirements for them to tell the truth or to not deliberately skew it (well, to a point of slander/libel at least), and any efforts to actually be honest or factual are self-imposed regulations that can be discarded on a whim, or where 'necessary', bent for a single article.

Some news sources attempt to be honest, accurate and impartial, but it's an honour-system without enforcement. It always pays to remember the human/politic element. Also : tabloids. No. Stop that ;P

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In most countries, "news" businesses ARE required to publish only true/correct information (at least insofar as they believe). It's only some fucked up places where the media is allowed, nay encouraged to lie for profit and political manipulation.

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I'm pretty sure the writers AND readers of The Sun are too stupid to know what political manipulation means, this is merely a case of extreme stupidity.

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I seem legit.

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The next piece below it says "Star Trek Tricorder"... so maybe it's a column on awesome future technology?

Without context (and only a single tweet that also provides no real context) this is sort of hard to judge.

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Hi all,
Since our opening in 2007 Sarif industries has been bringing you the latest in prosthetics.

We are now ready to leap forward into our newest venture; intelligence-enhancing chips. With this new technology the days of Alzheimer's Disease will soon be over.

However not everyone is welcoming the new strive in technology & medicine. We would request the group "Purity First" to stop all attacks on our websites & realize the innovation we are striving to bring into your daily life.

Sarif industries will continue to employ exclusively from the Detroit greater metropolitan area but we are looking to branch out soon with our new Augmentation labs, focusing our service worldwide.

We thank The Sun for featuring us in their esteemed publication.

The future is in our grasp, will you be apart of it?

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Do you have a release date for robot arms?

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The current prototype is still under beta testing & with a costly price of 7,000 fortix's. We are working with our manufactures to cut this price in half, making it more affordable.

We recently brought on a new member to Sarif industries, Dr. Otto Gunther Octavius. With his help we will try to push the commercial release to early 2014.

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What's the exchange rate of fortixes to a praxis kit?

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I thank you for attending our trade shows to find out about the Praxis Kit, however they are still early in development.

Rite now they cost us an average of 800 fortix's per kit, but again we will work closely with our manufactures to bring this value down.

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The biggest news here is that people think The Sun actually reports the news.

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Wait was that about the porn.

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What

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Amazing. I'd like to see what happens when they unearth Aperture Laboratories.

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Now we can become Robocop yayyy !

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And this is why The Sun is nothing but a stupid tabloid by plebs, for plebs.

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Whoa, the video that plays on sarifindustries.com is..pretty harsh. I actually felt that.

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"The Sun"

this explains that.

Could have been Fox News.

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theyre 2 branches of the same rotten tree thats murdoch's news empire neither of which employ terribly good journalists but excellent entertainers which is what most people want, me i like the BBC which isnt perfect ill admit but its about the best here in the UK for news imo

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It's the best there is for world news too. The funding and the trust mean that you can find largely unbiased stories on anything.

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Ouch, I hurt myself on that edge.

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.... maybe this is a tongue slip of Sarif industries...... the accident let the world know about there existence , The Sun on get the scoop of century... who know what kind of shadow coporate still in hiding, Abstergo ....maybe

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But does it come with the new biochip... or should I wait for the Sarif iEye 2.0?

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Wondering if it's just a mistake, or very clever marketing campaign from Square Enix, as Director's Cut is days from release.

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lol

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