Psy, stop being so salty about Postal 3. It's obvious you guys are just jelly you didn't create such a masterpiece..
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Next thing you'll be saying that the movie was bad too...
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Of course there is, silly goose.
Directed by the mastermind himself, Uwe Boll.
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I've watched one movie made by him... that was enough, I'm not going to touch anything else done by that guy.
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That's a ridiculous statement. At this point I don't think you deserve to be exposed to his... art... :>
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Is it better than Alone in the Dark?
Because that one was really disappointing, it looked like it went somewhere at first but then it just derailed into a mess.
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Wait, there is a movie for Alone in the Dark? cuz I was talking about a movie D: (sorry for being awkward it's extremely hot in here)
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Yep, there's a movie. It starts ok, gets progressively more meh, and then ends just awfully.
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I liked Silent Hill. But I haven't played any game in the main series so maybe that's why. The only ones I played were the "Orphan" trilogy on mobile years ago, and they were more of first person point and click puzzlers with a disturbing story that proper horror games.
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Oh, yeah, Silent Hill. That's true, but I also haven't played any game of the series. I just can't wait for the Five Nights at Freddy's movie, since I'm into the story, and I think this can be first game-based movie I'll like ;)
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I actually really love the movie, i laughted like a maniac...
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It's one of the best movies Uwe Boll has ever made.
It even has J.K. Simmons in it!
You know, the guy famous for being the voice of Cave Johnson from Portal 2, the US President in Red Alert 3, J.J. Jameson in the Tobey McGuire Spider-man moveis, and a truckload of awards for the movie Whiplash, among other things.
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I am but a humble preacher of truth, ain't nothing evil in that.
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So, why was it developed by other guys?
I'm not really familiar with the franchise.
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You know, that is something even I don't fully know!
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I'm not even gonna touch that game with a 10ft pole, but thanks Psygineer :)
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I even have collector edition Postal 3, but key from this edition don't work with Steam :D
But there is a good side, i have this plush Crochy
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Nice, and that's a shame :x
I think all of the newer PC games should include Steam keys if it's available on Steam store.
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But in the trailer it says "a Running with Scissors & Trashmasters co-production" :/
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It's the RWS IP behind it. Ex. The Dude, Champ, etc. Also back when it was being made RWS was proud to be behind it. Then Akella ran in to financial troubles, lost their best coding team and a inexperience team worked on it a bit and released basically the early beta as the full game with almost no post-release fixing. RWS doesn't have the source code to fix it ourselves.. Also they added DRM that pretty much limits you to three installed. Revocation doesn't work, and if you play in anything newer than 7 there is a good chance it will think you pirated it.
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Well, I guess I finally sort of know why you keep bashing Postal III so much :p
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Bumping this thread so more people see this masterpiece.
Clearly the best in the series. ;p
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You guys at RWS should make a new Postal game and promote as the worst game ever... literally. I would laugh like a maniac if I go to a game store and see a poster with the Dude's face and saying "More bugs, less FPS, last gen graphics and much more in Postal 4!" or just be on Facebook scrolling down the feed and see a post of gaming page with a headline saying "RWS confirmed that Postal 4 will be take 3 hours to beat. 5 hours with the purchase of 4 DLCs at the cost of 30$ each".
And/or make DLCs paroding other games, I would play a DLC called "The Postal Scrolls" or "Grand Theft Postal" or even better: "Postal-Life 3"
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We did a joke like that for April fools, every year around April 1st (or if you change your clock) it will activate the paid DLC options.
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So I have purchased a copy of Postal III to give away. Purchase you say, Psygineer, don't you work for Running With Scissors? Postal III was made by Akella, not us. It isn't our game! Now why are you giving away Postal III? Well it's mostly because people ask me to. I also figured it would be a good way to recruit for our official group too... so here, have a Level 3 Postal III
Warning Side-Effects of playing Postal III may include, but not limited to:
Joint pain, nausea, memory loss, head-ache, memory loss, shortness of breath, or memory loss. You may also experience muscle aches, rapid heartbeat, memory loss, and ringing in the ears. If you feel faint, call your doctor. Projectile vomiting is common in fifty percent of players. If you undergo disorienting nausea accompanied by migraine, memory loss, and raspy breathing, discontinue use and play POSTAL 2 instead. You may feel a powerful sense of impending doom and an urge to pull out your hair. You also may experience a growing dissatisfaction with life along with a deep sense of melancholy. You should also be out of reach of any weapon-like utensil with which you could threaten friends or family. Ask your game provider if Postal III is right for you.
There is also a Level 5 public Paradise Lost giveaway too
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