What do you like to complain about?
I have lyme disease. I could complain for hours just about my conditions, my unfair treatment, and how shitty most people are around me, just taking things, like steamgifts games, for instance. Otherwise, all good here! Off to the doctor!
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Those are terrific complaints!! Good job! I'd like to point out that you ended a wonderful list of complaints with a trip to the doctor's office which is the place to get suckers, so unless you forgot to get a sucker, it's not really a complaint.
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Taken from a documentary about jokes told in the Soviet Union about life in the Soviet Union:
A man has arrived from the Soviet Union in the United States of America and is seeking asylum.
The official asks, "What's the government like in your country?"
"Can't complain", he replies.
"What's the political situation like in your country?"
"Can't complain."
"What's the human rights situation like in your country?"
"Can't complain."
"Well, why do you want to leave your country?"
"CAN'T COMPLAIN!"
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Ohhhh. A way to say, "Can't complain", while also complaining! Thank you for this wonderful gift!!
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Master the complaining. Complain about all these complaints. I mean: seriously, don't they have a life? Getting troubled by such trivialities ...
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I met a girl...and she's pretty awesome...so I really can't complain. Sorry!
EDIT to say that I'm 41 and she's 32, so the term "girl" is probably politically incorrect, but I don't care.
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The other day I ask this guy how he’s doing and he has the nerve, THE NERVE, to respond to my perfunctory greeting with a perfunctory, “Can’t complain”. Can’t complain?! That’s a damn dirty lie! You can always complain and complaining is my favorite. My favorite thing to complain about is other people, because I have no control over them, so I ALWAYS have something to complain about. For example, I compulsively gorge myself on bundles, but the bundle guy sometimes puts games in there I don’t want. Read my mind bundle guy! So, after incorporating the nutritious games into my unwieldy backlog matrix, I’m left with an even more unwieldy pile of bundle poop*. Despite how much humanity seem to like bundles, they have only created more problems for man. And speaking of man, oh man am I getting pumped up by all this complaining! I feel like a baby goat head-butting a chicken!! Now, come eat from the bundle poop* trough!
*Bundle poop™ is a trademark of Fyantastic™. Fyantastic™ is a trademark of MikeyMcMikenson.
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