Another Cakeday

So, another year has passed. Haven't really had a great last few months but I don't really wanna get into it cause I've never been a fan of condolences and stuff. But following the rule of "life goes on" I thought I'd give you some Life is Strange to celebrate my cakeday.

At first I wanted to make this a puzzle thread, cause I just made a puzzle for a real life event I help host once a year and I wanted to test it against you folks, but then I decided against it cause there is a very small chance someone in here might actually end up at the Dortmunder Nachtschicht next year and it would be rude to give them the advantage ;-) So I ended up using a sgtools check. I've been tinkering with the rules, so if you feel like did contribute to the community as a whole and the check did not like you, give me a shout and I might have a look at the problem...