Since she's always trying to save Princess Hyrule, are they a couple? The first lesbian couple of the history of video games?

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Zelda is the female princess. Link is the male player character hero.

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Nonsense. The game is called Legend of Zelda, and she saves Hyrule.
Though, if Zelda is also a princess, they may be sisters, what's a good point to think about.

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Idk but I love playing the character Metroid from the Metroid games.

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I know it's a joke but after Dread that's not really incorrect at all.

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Heh if only I owned a Switch!

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I don't have one either. Game runs flawlessly on certain software if you got an okay PC, just saying. 👀

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ahhh good to know

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Samus got the Rygar treatment?

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Arguably it's been correct since Fusion.

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Yeah, and the hero of the Metorid series is Metroid, right?..

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Uh=huh.
Same as when any leader takes the kudos for their subordinates accomplishments.

Everyone loves the Princess, no one seems to even know Links named (apparently not even the gamers.

Although Link is androgynous enough that he could be female. Or considering recent trends, a lesbian trapped in a mans body, thus somehow able to call themselves female...

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That was not even the first one.

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I like your funny words, magic man.

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Zelda is a girl. Link (the green guy), who tries to save Zelda, the princess of the kingdom of Hyrule is a boy.

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That would be stupid, since you described Mario. Nintendo wouldn't create two franchises with the same exact plot. There's even a green Mario to choose.

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why do you think Nintendo is that clever?

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Maybe not Nintendo, but players must be clever, since both franchises are sold too much to have the same plot.

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So Nintendo is not that clever, and that's why Zelda is a girl.

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Ok, who farted in this elevator?

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That bastard. He's turned the tardis into the fartis.

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As someone who has never played any Zelda game, shouldn't they be called The Legend of Hyrule? From what I heard Zelda is at best just a small part of the story usually.

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She's actually 100% absent from some iterations.

(Thereby proving the green character is in fact Zelda??)

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I thought that thread was stupid the first time around and it's still trolling the second time around.
If you're going to pollute the forum with idiotic pointless threads, could you at least have a GA in there?

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I agree. At least make a GA.

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I see your point, so I took some time to deliberate about it. I mean, some time ago, when people used to say the same thing.

And the answer for you is that I disagree, Mr. Forum Janitor. And for the previous forum janitors as well. But you're welcome to keep suggesting that or any other stuff on my stupid threads to express your freedom of speech, what's a thing I encourage, support and appreciate strongly. Just like I'll be glad to be welcome to your blacklist if you ever decide to add me as an ultimate divine janitor punishment, since it's pretty common. I'd also be glad to be invited to the blacklist of any people who just feel like adding me in the near (or far) future, for any reason.

It's my pleasure!

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While humor is always welcome on any forum, there is a name for repetitive pointless provocative threads.
Nothing to do with being a janitor. It just pollutes and provoke for no reason.
I don't care about you but I'm sure the mods will when they get around to it.
My point was only that if you're going to create pointless threads, you might as well contribute something of value to SG but obviously you think too much of yourself for that.
It won't matter to me anyway since I have now added you to the wonderful list that keeps the forum clear of clutter like yours.
Have a nice life but do try to find your pleasure in more than annoying strangers on the internet. It's not a good life.

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I see your point, but, again, I disagree with you, my dear valuable contributor of one of the many communities on internet, especially taking into consideration that this one is already full of people who think too much of themselves for that (what I call, lovingly, their "e-penis").

I haven't created many threads in the last years, but I made years ago this very same kind of threads. They had way more noise. No mod found a problem at all. If they saw, life would go on, anyway. Oh, yes, it may seem repetitive, but, well, there was a huge gap of time. It doesn't take me much time too, especially considering what I said about not making threads for a while, since my pleasure is, indeed, in other things beside threads on a tiny forum on internet.

About annoying people, I don't know what you're talking about. I don't see any reason for anyone to feel annoyed, attacked or insulted at all, since there's literally no insult, harm or attack, just a matter of opinion about the content.

I wish you a really better life than managing content you don't like on internet while trying to impose your point of view about what really contributes to a certain community. See, I'm not saying that making giveaways isn't the main objective of this community or that I think much of myself. I just think that reasons to not create giveaways (or spending money in general) sometimes are very personal, not a matter for judgement. Also, there's a proper place for each thing. Let me guide you:

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Because there was a severe lack of mods then (and right now one should really step forward too) even in the very beginning there was just 1 mod who had a very big temper himself, so what's your point?

Suppose everyone makes these crap topics, people come for giveaways, some enjoyment, puzzles, and what not, if it gets cluttered with stupid junk like this, it will drive people away, you can swing discussions, talk about zelda in a normal way if you can, heck yeah why not a giveaway, but no you make up these dumb idiotic threads about zelda being a a girl and gay, like seriously, i imagine you do got some intellect?
That it's called discussions, is not a free letter to just make troll threads to troll around in, or just being childish depending on your age, you are not just trying to have discussions, you seriously think this is fun (in your mind).

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My point

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Likewise, the only thing i do care is if you are just some 9 year old kid or some 30 year old living in their moms basement thinking they are "funny" oh wait no i don't even care about that either.

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You care so much that you're in every thread of mine through the years, always complaining, as if it was a big deal, even if it's rare to see me posting.
Lol, it's just a small session of discussions in a giveaways website. No need to be so deadly serious, dear. Get a life

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What discussion do you actually create except throw in some random bullcrap? This is your second, and your third will come, and fourth etc. The only replies you get are angry ones like mine or Fluffsters or troll jokes back.
And since you remember me so well, and i absolutely don't remember you, it's probably because you did the same thing all through those years before too.

I think the person trolling forums like a 9yr old should actually get a life.

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Being the police officer of a tiny portion of the internet is truly a very adult attitude. Feel my real admiration.
Having said that, I don't care about what you think, lol.

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Enough to care to reply...in your own words.

Anyway please do stop replying, next time talk to the hand.

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Translation: I'm so adult that I want to give the last word! Bruh, respect my authoritah even if the thread is yours!

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And using south park gifs, age proven.

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You're so easily triggered that would be a sin not to do it!

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South Park runs for 26 years man, even 20 years ago people came up with the "age proven" argument. I have 30+ colleagues who live the show because they grown up with it - decades ago. Let it go, don't act like a 70 year old yelling at them youngsters.

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My Brother in Christ, why are you so pressed

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some 30 year old living in their moms basement

What discussion do you actually create except throw in some random bullcrap?

Strange that you would choose these insults, of all things.

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Lmao. How dare you offend the self-appointed forum police and their hypocritical brand of self-righteous internet morality by posting an off topic discussion in the sub-forum strictly designated for such posts!??

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This is what I was thinking.
It should be easy to just ignore something if you dont like it.

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Not so loud! We only speak of fun and humor in hush tones on this forum, lest we hear the goose-stepping of clown shoes!

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LOL, that's 55 seconds of pure awesome right there!

Unfortunately, those fools are too often the loudest among us, because the rest of us couldn't give a damn what they think. :P

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zelda is a girls name
so imo zelda is trans, was born a man but didnt like so he changed it to zelda

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People need to make more threads like this. Lightened the mood of my day reading some of these comments haha.

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You might be right, but Zelda might also be a trans man. Notice how the text says "you're a real hero" instead of "you're a real heroine". Nintendo might be even more progressive than what we initially thought, pronouns and all. Or she really is a girl and this is just some good ol' engrish from the NES.

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That's really an excellent point!

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Nah, i pretty sure Link is a Based Gigachad who is trying to save the soul and intellect of his dumb privileged girlfriend Zelda who thinks she is a Princess "i'm totally a 10" (when she's a 6 or 7 at best) because ever since she went off to university and got indoctrinated by her evil Professor Ganon McGanondorf (Demon/Demonself) in pseudoscience, nonsensical identity politics and cultural Marxism she can no longer think rationally or logically, spending 16 hours a day on tiktok tragically spewing mindless garbage like "Did you know being punctual, having manners and being good at mathematics means you are a white supremist" It's time for Link to undermine the commie propaganda, smite the wokie SJW professor and show her the true power of the capitalist, free market...er i mean the "Master" Sword...oooh, problematic!! 😁

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That's just silly. Everyone knows that, once you get your doctorate, the window of opportunity to indoctrinate ends when you become a professor. Everything thereafter is mere inprofessortrination.

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Good POINT, i get your POINT, the POINT is well made! 😆

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You're also describing Mario. As I said before, Nintendo wouldn't create two games with the same basic plot. Zelda is definitely a strong girl who saves the princess.

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I couldn't agree with you more which is why i reject your hypothesis in it's entirety. Many thanks for your non-insight i have truly learned nothing from your sage wisdom. God bless you and may Majoras Mask guide you to enlightenment. I have spoken.

Oh and watch out for those sneaky phasmids..if you know you know!!

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You're very welcome!

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They made a mistake writing Zelda's name. There's a placeholder with a link to something.

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Hmm, maybe, but what if, you made a mistake writing Links name?

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Who would name someone a link? It's a silly word.

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What if it was an intern who wrote the page and it's not actually Zelda, and they wrote it backwards, and it's actually Adlez and it's still a guy?

Would that make it a BL(Boys Love) story?

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It would be wholesome

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Getting into mood for pride month I see

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Oh, I was not aware of that. I suck at remembering dates.

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Dates are the brown fruit. Not to be confused with carob.
Carobs look like long flat poop, while dates are round and short.

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I really wanted to make a joke about "here's a helpful link for that" that's just a picture showing Link helping somebody in a game, but couldn't find a single picture.

Boo.

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0/10 bait

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You've triggered so many people. I commend you. LOL

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she is a elf

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who gives a damn fuk?

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Idk, I never saw them kiss...
They might just be siblings.

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Siblings that don't kiss? Highly doubt it.

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of course, luckily they are both hot chicks bro

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I AM ZELDA

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Can we talk about president Xi and Winnie the Pooh instead?

Why is the 11th president that close to the cartoon character?

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That's a really good question

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What makes you think they're in a relationship? Zelda is obviously the servant of princess Link.

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A servant gets unemployed without her princess

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