Which Steam review is the most entertaining you've ever read in your life?

Sure, we all do.

The blatant copy/paste ones are annoying actually.

That makes the comedy reviews that sneak up on you all the more funny :) This is one of them. Me pointing it out beforehand might have well taken away that sneak factor :)

At least you're a handsome, bitter old man ;)

Hmmm
Not ever? not even once? :)

The blatant ones that are repeats, sure.

This one had a lot of thought put into it though.

And you can be as bitter as you want. It's earned as you age and deal more with the world :)

I did that thing once. And I get why people do these xD
I mean - write solid review for one hour - get 5 likes xD
Write one sentence got some likes and awards xD

At the end of the day it doesn't really matter. If some games have lots of reviews - it will disappear from the view anyway. It boils down to thumbs up/down to make finall rating, and most people don't read reviews anyway.

Let's be bitter together then.

Not bitter and old enough, it seems. ;)
I would complain first about the unattractive wall of text with no structure. It's so unappealing that I felt no motivation to read it.

That's fair :) Comedy is very individual and even then it needs to be at a time you're ready for it, not expecting it, etc :)

I don't go around looking for these and usually skip them but this one just took me by surprise I guess :D

Yeah i feel like this is kinda problem as well when i start getting old, it was blast and fun to see things like this back then but with limited time to play nowadays finding constructive reviews become my main prioritize while finding games to play (Even tho sometimes i also make silly reviews myself whenever i wasn't in the mood or not having decent time to review the game properly, so the least i can do is boosting it with a positive review).

Also they still pretty much exist in "most helpful" section, since as for silly reviews like those often get marked as "funny" by people, tho not always effective unfortunately.

That got a chuckle from me at first. Too many of these and now I just skip to the next review.

Thanks for sharing :)

I suspect both used some kind of idling app for those hours though. That kinda puts a dent into the whole thing.

My bad rats review is up there
https://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198067954361/recommended/34900/

Yours win!
Holy ...! These are good xD

Hahaha! That's mean but he's a fictional character, so :p
I think I read a very similar one very recently about the same game. Found it xD

First time play with my brother:
Bro: "Who choose big nose?(Leo)"
Me: instantly choosing other one
Bro: What? ok :(

Fair point :) Sometimes going full wacko is what I need to read though.

+1, nailed it perfectly, I always got the most entertainment out of actual reviews sneaking in bits of comedy. Unfortunate we don't see that as much these days.

Skyrim reference or am I missing something? :)