I swear that I had a reason* to create this thread, but I kinda forgot it.

So, without further ado, gimme your picks on the sexiest alpha males in gaming!
Maybe a bearded snake? Or a bearded toaster? Bearded beast-slaying mutant? yeah, I just might have a thing for beards
Either way, it doesn't have to be the protagonist of the game. Can be the villain, some sort of secondary character, heck, even if some particular GTA pedestrian caught your attention, share it. ME WANT PICS!!!

Also, since I had a shitty and tiring day, then why not put a smile on someone's face? Maybe that was even that *reason?

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No beard, but still.

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I was hoping to see this... Thank you for delivering.

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I was actually surprised to be the first (and only!) one to mention him. It's a pity we can't share gifs with voice. :D

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I didn't romance him, because Liara is my One True Love (in Mass Effect), but I do love him lots and lots. Maybe in a future playthrough... Although I'd have to resist Liara.

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I ended up with Liara in ME somehow, so I can understand... But I wholeheartedly recommend romancing Garrus, especially for a Paragon playthrough, it's full of adorable dorkiness :)

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Maybe I will, in the future! (Must resist all others, though...)

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Maybe this guy

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Is that Ed Carnby?

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Nope. Sebastian Castellanos from The Evil Within.

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Thomas.

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Best reward for doing the Markarth quests in Skyrim: Argis the Bulwark

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One of my mods made all the stewards females...

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Geralt of Rivia (at least in Witcher 3) and Ezio Auditore.

and here are those wanted pictures :D

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So many painful memories brought back. (don't say I didn't warn you)

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yeah I remember that :D

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Link has been mentioned, I'll add these two. Beards not my cup of tea barring some exceptions, sorry. :P

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Actually, they look more like girls. Disguisting. D:

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shrugs
Different folks, different strokes.

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Al?

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no, Barry the Double Chin

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XD

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Mmm, lol.

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No love for Ocelot?

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Already posted somewhere here. You guys just want to torture me, right? ;___;

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Ah, I quickly scanned them all but I guess I missed it :P

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Heyyy, where's commander shepard?

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Well, ME doesn't have a character creator as crazy as SR does, but if you try, you can create some monstrosities in it. :p

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I guess I'd go with Dasilva from The Bureau: XCOM Declassified.

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Lol I thought that was Hitler

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I know of several computer games which feature a rather dashing alpha male RABBIT...

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Most handsome... mmm... Maybe Geralt (The Witcher Series).
I also like Jack Kelso (LA Noire), Jake Conway (Ride to Hell: Retribution), Adam «Kane» Marcus (Kane & Lynch Series), and... Trevor Phillips (GTA 5).

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This is like the first time I've seen someone saying anything positive about RtH:R. o.o

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I'm just kidding, but this one is my fav, srsly

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Well, the shoes seem decent-ish.

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And the bra aswell ofc

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What a hunk! (;

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Without further what?

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i`m too serious ? i should have posted something funny ?

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Dante, Dante everywhere.

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Isaac.

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Whoops I can only think of The Binding of Isaac

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Hehe.

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Not enough shirtless men.

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I can't pick just one!!!!
I'll just use a tri-dreamteam ok? ;p None of them has beard but we'll live with that (if Guardians of middle earth counts I should totally put Thorin too though lol XD).
I'll start with Fenris, the sexy elf from Dragon Age 2! That game sucked compared to origins but it had Fenris in it! Which was the highlight of it for me. >>
Then there is Thane from Mass Effect 2 (notice a theme with 2s).
And last but not least, a hero you must live under a rock to have not heard of.. Cloud. I don't need to say his last name, or what game he is from. ;p
Maybe I went a bit overboard with the gifs. >>

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Nah, I don't mind the quantity. :)

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:D Bonus then! Whitelisted and one more link. :) Which one of the three do you prefer the most - if any? Just curious.

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Awww. :3 Honestly, propably because of Iorweth, I just can't say "no" to a sexy elf (+ gif no. 2 sold it for me. ^^)

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Yea, he sold it for me too. fans self
I played DA:2 3 times, one for each class (fem! Hawke) and I romanced Fenris on my first playthrough. I tried Anders for my second with my mage because it kinda felt fitting but he was nothing compared to sexy Lyrium elf man and I kept eyeing him longingly while we quested so I went back to him for my 3rd playthrough as well. >> If you haven't played it yet, you should for Fenris alone. ;D

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Yesss, I saw Garrus earlier on, and you added Thane. Great.
(And Fenris, yes. Although my heart belongs to Anders.)

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That is awesome because we both get to keep our special LIs. ;) I loved Anders in awakening when he wasn't Anders+Justice-gone-Vengeance yet. He even had a kitty, sir pouncalot.

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Don't get me started on some of the writing in DA2... Although I don't really believe that Justice became Vengeance? I mean, all spirit stuff is a bit vague. I am upset that he no longer has a cat... But I love him so much. ): I hate how awful both the writers and the fandom are to him.

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I have similar complaints about Thane in ME3, Bioware somehow just forgot about him (they actually admitted that) because his writer had left and you only get one sleazy dialogue and a make-out session, which doesn't even unlock the paramour achievement.. Nobody mentions him dying and you don't even get a chance to help him get a cure which was heavily hinted at in 2 and the shadow broker dlc - lung transplants and some new hanar gel etc etc. Which felt really really sad.
So I feel you on the bad writing! As for the spirit stuff it is really vague indeed, probably on purpose. I haven't played inquisition yet so I don't know what is his eventual fate but he got a bit fucked up in 2. Poor Anders all he wanted was a cat. :/

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Well, at least for ME3 there's the ThaneMOD, right? That's... something, at least. (I've only played through the Mass Effect trilogy once so far, and I romanced Liara, so I don't know much about Thane's romance route. But I can see where you're coming from, definitely.)
The best weapon to counter the bad writing is denial. Just deny it. Deny all of it.
And Inquisition is quite good, but... I have so many issues with it. I haven't finished the newest DLC yet, so I don't know if there will be more to complain about, but just... I'll complain about just one thing right now, and that is Fiona. Fiona, probably the best Dragon Age character ever. Oh, how she deserved better...

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I whitelisted you. :) This is the closest I can get to SG friends I suppose. This may come as a surprise, but I only found out about the Thanemod two nights ago, I didn't even know they had done it. Reading about it gave me hope, I will have to install and play anew with it, although that will happen in about a year from now (I am leaving for studies and I am only taking my laptop with me which of course can't run ME3, so poor Thane will have to wait).
And yes, I have found that headcannon is the best cannon when it comes to bad writing.

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You can always send me a request on Steam if you want, though I'm not always on there. (I already whitelisted you, although I don't know if I'll ever create a whitelist giveaway. But it's the thought that counts.)
I only found out about it recently, because of a Tumblr post. I believe it was actually this post, which was about something called "BackOff", which I still haven't really... looked into. I'm doing so right now.

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Wow, seems like they put a lot of thought into this. Good, since Liara is rather heavy on pushing herself on you which can be tiresome.
It's the thought that counts indeed! I haven't done a whitelist giveaway yet either, but one day...! My steam is online whenever my computer is on which is half the time or so, I might not be near it though. XD

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I posted this here before.

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I liked that guy, I really did!

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This handsome beast right here.

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^^

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Naked Snake by far

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