"Guy wishes he'd never been born, sees what iife would be like if he hadn't. Has a Happy Xmas."
-It's a Wonderful Life
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"Dad gets Christmas present for his kid"
-Jingle All the Way
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"Kid develops strange obsession with a lamp and firearms."
-A Christmas Story
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"A man copes for his inability to shave by giving gifts to children."
-The Santa Clause
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"A skeleton forgets which holiday he belongs to."
-The Nightmare Before Christmas
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A man from the North Pole goes looking for his dad.
- Elf
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Characters recite classic lines from literature whilst have a prostate exam.
Muppets Christmas Carol
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"A man who is happy to be a fat ghost"
~ Jack Frost
"A boy who want a snowman to be his daddy"
~ Jack Frost
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"Rick Grimes isn't the only one gearing up for a lovely Christmas"
Love Actually
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Alas you already described my favorite Christmas movie, so have a bump and a picture
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"Guy is expecting his christmas bonus this year, gets his weird hillbilly cousin instead"
National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation
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First of all, keep him out of the light, he hates bright light, especially sunlight, it'll kill him. Second, don't give him any water, not even to drink. But the most important rule, the rule you can never forget, no matter how much he cries, no matter how much he begs, never feed him after midnight.
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Dude forces a whole city, all his family and friends and even an angel to confirm his virtues.
It's a Wonderful Life
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The post office convinces everyone that Santa really does exist.
Miracle on 34th Street
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There was a thing, and then another thing, and then everything went wrong, and finally they lived happily ever after!
Generic holiday movie
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A businessman has a ghastly fever dream and decides to do charity.
Christmas Carol… pick any version, although I fancy the one with Patrick Stewart
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Cousin Eddie empties the shitter into the sewers, causing a chain reaction of events, eventually leading to an explosion which causes the death of Uncle Lewis's beloved hairpiece.
- National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation
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^^^^ I was just going to say "Shitter's full!" and leave it at that. :D
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Guy tries to bang his childhood love and solve a murder using pulp crime novels and ends up losing a thumb.
I bet you thought the answer would be here but you tell me!
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