FIRST CASE OF EBOLA IN THE US. I ALREADY WENT TO THE GROCERY STORE AND BOUGHT BOES AND BOXES OF FOOD AND STOCKED P LIKE A YEARS WORTH OF WATER AND CANS. I WENT TO WALMART AND RILES AND AMMO WERE ALREADY SOLD OUT! I'M GONNA OCK MYSELF IN MY ROOM FOR THE NEXT YEAR AND WAIT IT OUT.

How are yo preparing for the Ebola Apocalypse?

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not funny

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I live Mars so i dnt have problem. :)

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Howdy there, neighbor. ;-)

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Too lazy for whatever is in here.

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HH83P-PTR5W-R4QBA

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I choose when I die.

Not some virus.

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USA will save the world, as allways in the movies.

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Weird, in real life they tend to start wars.

:-P

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Don't forget to buy toilet paper. They always forget the toilet paper. Always.

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Because you can live with dirty ass. Living without food is not so easy.

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But...but..

Dirty asses D:

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Use rocks.

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Nevermind.

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Getting drunk.

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Meh, not living in the US.

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"I WENT TO WALMART AND RILES AND AMMO WERE ALREADY SOLD OUT!"
Whaat ???? In US they sell rifles, snipers, AK47, RPGs, landmines in a fucking supermarket ??
And I am asked if I am 18 everytime I want to buy booze...

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"In US they sell rifles, snipers, AK47, RPGs, landmines"

You got all of that from "rifles and ammo?" Am I missing something here?

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Yes, of course. But he forgot to mention the nukes and chemical weapons also sold at a Walmart near you. Always low prices. Always.

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You can purchase a rifle and ammunition pretty much anywhere in America (Yes, including Canada).
I can just drop by the nearest Canadian Tire and head towards the hunting department.
By rifle, I do mean HUNTING rifle, though. :P

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"You can purchase a rifle and ammunition pretty much anywhere in America (Yes, including Canada)"
-_-

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That reply didn't say anything. All I see is a face, and it isn't relevant. Are you disappointed, angry, sad? :P

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No he just knows that Canada is not part of America.

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Canada is part of the American continent. The US are often named America, but the word "America" is originally supposed to describe the continent itself.

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I love how most US citizens try to act like saying "I'm American" is all they need to do in response to someone asking where they're from, considering that could mean South, Middle, and far North America.I always specify "I'm from the US" when asked online or in person if meeting someone from outside the United States. If it's a fellow US citizen, I simply tell them which state I'm from.

Hence jbondguy is perfectly correct. Learn2Geography, folks.

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I didnt knew that.. in my country they dont sell guns at every store, you will have to wait for few months untill you can get a licence permit for firearms and the rules are very very strict ! Even for Airsoft guns you can make jail or be fined...

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I'll live as good as I can, until Ebola kills me.

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Thanks for skyrim! :D

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Thank you, Ebola-chan.
Good luck, Ebola-chan.
We love you, Ebola-chan!

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Ebola chan ! o~ waves

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If you have a coupon for Ebola, it stacks with the current sale. You can get it for like .13, so expect a flood of giveaways soon.

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I don't want Ebola on my Steam acc. no matter the sale and coupons, cause that game SUCKS bigtime.
And if it ever gets Airborne DLC, the amount of sucking rises exponentially...

:)

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OH NOOOOO! I HOPE AMAZON WILL SELL SOMETHING IN DIGITAL STORE TO BE SAFE FROM THE VIRUS!!!1

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We are to racist to let foreign diseases make us sick.

Peace Germany.

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what do you call your blacks there btw?

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German African Americans, duh

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Im just sitting here masturbating

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on omegle?

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too hard

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Sounds like real life DayZ for you.

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Forget about groceries, buy twinkies.

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1 inject 1 ebloa, to end it on my own terms

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I'm currently avoiding the US Ebola outbreak, by living in the UK. So far my cunning strategy is working.

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I'm gonna hand-deliver some ebola, just out of spite. Besides, chicks with accents are hot.

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Yes, but you have that whole mad cow and bird flu thing still going on over there.

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Mad Cow Disease has been over for like, 2 decades? lol. Bird flu was never really a thing here. Neither was swine flu, or any of the other bs flu's that appeared in the last few years.

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Superior culturally to the USA, and less disease. Packing my bags.

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