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(ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง NEVER UNDERESTIMATE THE POWER OF THE DONGER (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง

friendzone me the FUCK up ❤️????❤️????❤️????❤️????❤️ m'lady shit m'lady sHit❤️ thats ✔ some m'lady ????????shit right❤️❤️there???????????? right✔there ✔✔if i do ƽaү so my self ???? i say so ???? thats what im talking about right there right there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) mMMMMᎷМ???? ????????????НO0ОଠOOOOOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ???????????????? ???? ???? ❤️ ❤️ ❤️ ???? ❤️ M'lady shit

hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xxx

I wish I could understand people like you. What does deleting replys accomplish? Do you think it angers me? Do you think myself or everyone else who obviously is looking at you like a crazy person are actually the crazy ones? Please enlighten me. Are you just always pissed and childish towards anyone who doesn't have your views? Do these sentences even make you think anything at all? What sentences do you choose to read and why do you ignore the ones you do? Did you even read the response before angrily typing? Do you do the same at work? With your family? Or were you brought up the same way and are now just emulating your parents? Are you a terrible troll or just a genuine awful person who literally ignores facts?

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What do you think I am? A donger bank? You expect me to have these massive amounts of dongers accessible in my poll, while you don't do the slightest bit of work to make these dongers. I can tell you from personal experience that quality matters over quantity and I only find and copypasta the finest dongers. The cream of the crop. The piece de resistance. It is an insult to my donging legacy that you would expect me to pull mediocre dongers out of my ass instead of allowing me to properly research, curate, and distribute in my polls dongers as I see fit. I would like a written apology by the end of the week. That is all.

May the DONG be with you! ☚(ﾟヮﾟ☚)

As a man that has been addicted to Milk since I was thirteen, and being almost 27 now, it is a hard thing to stop. It is really the only drug that I have ever been addicted to and have had serious issues trying to stop.
I cannot find the article now, but I read a couple years ago that people who have been consuming milk from a young age find vast trouble quitting, and is on par with a nicotine or cocaine addiction. I am being very serious, there are forums out there with people admitting and talking about milk addiction and how terrible it is. I myself have tried quitting numerous times and after about 2-3 days I get very irritable and have an insatiable need for it, it can be the only thing I think about. When I eventually relapse I can consume an entire gallon in half a day, albeit my normal consumption is usually a gallon roughly ever day and a half. The reason for this is that cow milk increases the level of naturally occurring opiates in your brain by about four to seven percent. This may seem minuscule, but if your brain is used to that level of operation over the course of many years, then it is highly noticeable.
Milk to me is something that I do not need, is unnecessary, and is a dumb part of my diet. As a man that drinks as much as I do it vastly increases the risk for prostate cancer, it also contributes to weight gain to a large degree, and is simply not healthy. My grandfather told me that he stopped drinking milk cold turkey in his thirties and that just from that ALONE, and no other changes in his diet, he lost fifteen pounds in a month.
Now I may love Milk, in terms of it keeping my opiate levels at an accustomed level, and also just it's texture and taste, but I know it is not good for me.
I hope that someday soon I can overcome it and quit forever. I am going to be trying again this week.

I hole-hardedly agree, but allow me to play doubles advocate here for a moment. For all intensive purposes I think you are wrong. In an age where false morals are a diamond dozen, true virtues are a blessing in the skies. We often put our false morality on a petal stool like a bunch of pre-Madonnas, but you all seem to be taking something very valuable for granite. So I ask of you to mustard up all the strength you can because it is a doggy dog world out there. Although there is some merit to what you are saying it seems like you have a huge ship on your shoulder. In your argument you seem to throw everything in but the kids Nsync, and even though you are having a feel day with this I am here to bring you back into reality. I have a sick sense when it comes to these types of things. It is almost spooky, because I cannot turn a blonde eye to these glaring flaws in your rhetoric. I have zero taller ants when it comes to people spouting out hate in the name of moral righteousness. You just need to remember what comes around is all around, and when supply and command fails you will be the first to go. Make my words, when you get down to brass stacks it doesn't take rocket appliances to get two birds stoned at once. It's clear who makes the pants in this relationship, and sometimes you just have to swallow your prize and accept the facts. You might have to come to this conclusion through denial and error but I swear on my mother's mating name that when you put the petal to the medal you will pass with flying carpets like it’s a peach of cake.

What the darn-diddly-doodily did you just say about me, you little witcharooney? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class at Springfield Bible College, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret mission trips in Capital City, and I have over 300 confirmed baptisms. I am trained in the Old Testament and I’m the top converter in the entire church mission group. You are nothing to me but just another heathen. I will cast your sins out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before in heaven, mark my diddily-iddilly words. You think you can get away with saying that blasphemy to me over the internet? Think again, friendarino. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of evangelists across Springfield and your IP is being traced by God right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggorino. The storm that wipes out the diddily little thing you call your life of sin. You’re going to Church, kiddily-widdily. Jesus can be anywhere, anytime, and he can turn you to the Gospel in over infinity ways, and that’s just with his bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in preaching to nonbelievers, but I have access to the entire dang-diddily Bible collection of the Springfield Bible College and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your sins away off the face of the continent, you diddily-doo satan-worshipper. If yonly you could have known what holy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you from the Heavens, maybe you would have held your darn-diddily-fundgearoo tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re clean of all your sins, you widdillo-skiddily neighborino. I will sing hymns of praise all over you and you will drown in the love of Christ. You’re farn-foodily-flank-fiddily reborn, kiddo-diddily.

What's this you've said to me, my good friend? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in conflict resolution, and I've been involved in numerous friendly discussions, and I have over 300 confirmed friends. I am trained in polite discussions and I'm the top mediator in the entire neighborhood. You are worth more to me than just another target. I hope we will come to have a friendship never before seen on this Earth. Don't you think you might be hurting someone's feelings saying that over the internet? Think about it, my friend. As we speak I am contacting my good friends across the USA and your P.O. box is being traced right now so you better prepare for the greeting cards, friend. The greeting cards that help you with your hate. You should look forward to it, friend. I can be anywhere, anytime for you, and I can calm you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my chess set. Not only am I extensively trained in conflict resolution, but I have access to the entire group of my friends and I will use them to their full extent to start our new friendship. If only you could have known what kindness and love your little comment was about to bring you, maybe you would have reached out sooner. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now we get to start a new friendship, you unique person. I will give you gifts and you might have a hard time keeping up. You're finally living, friend.

▬▬ι═══════ﺤ I ʜᴏʟᴅ ᴛʜᴇ sᴀᴍᴜʀᴀɪ sᴡᴏʀᴅ ᴛᴏ ᴍʏ sᴛᴏᴍᴀᴄʜ ᴀʙᴏᴜᴛ ᴛᴏ ᴄᴏᴍᴍɪᴛ sᴜᴅᴏᴋᴜ, ...ɢᴏᴏᴅ ʙʏᴇ waifu ▬▬ι═══════ﺤ

Omg hai _____^ I’m Tree-san and I absolutely luuuv @@ anime <3 and my fav is naurto!!! Okies so anyways, im going to tell you about the BEST day of my life when I met my hot husband sasuke!! <333333333 OMFGZ HE WAS SOOOOO FREAKIN KAWAII IN PERSON!!! Supa kawaii desu!!!!!!!! ^__________________________^ When I walked onto Tokyo street ==I looked up and saw…SASUKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <33333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333!!!! “ KONNICHIWA OMGZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ SUPA SUPA SUPA KAWAII SASUKE-SAMA!!!!!” I yelled nn then he turned chibi then un-chibi!! he looked at me [O.O;;;;;;;;;;;] and then he saw how hot I am * he grabbed my hand and winked ~^ then pulled me behind a pocky shop o_o and started to kiss me!!!!!! [OMG!!! HIS TOUNGE TASTED LIKE RA\MEN!!! RLY!! >.> <.< >.< (O) (O) (O)] then I saw some baka fat bitch watching us and I could tell she was undressing him with her eyes!!!!!!! [ -____-;;;;; OMG I COULDN’T BELIEVE IT EITHER!!! (ò_ó) (ò_ó) (ò_ó)] so I yelled “UH UH BAKA NEKO THAT’S MY MAN WHY DON’T YOU GO HOOK UP WITH NARUTO CAUSE SASUKE-SAMA LOVES ME!!! (ò_ó)” then sasuke held me close == and said he would only ever love me and kissed me again!!!!!!! *\ (O)/ then we went to his apartment and banged all night long and made 42 babies and they all became ninjas!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Nyaaaaa!!! (^<) ^___________;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;

Nope, just a link to a giveaway and me spamming copypastas because I'm bored.

Daler Mehndi - Tunak Tunak Tun

You just can't touch my Donger.

༼ ºل͟º \༼ ºل͟º( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °) ºل͟º ༽/ ºل͟º ༽ You think the donger life is easy, huh? You think you can just become a world class curator of dank copydongerspasta on whim? Well let me tell you, you dang heck. From the instant I wake up to the nanosecond before I sleep, I am donging. I am the moderator on hundreds of twitch chats and copypasta aggregators that allow me to dong at maximum efficiency. There is not a second that goes by without me thinking about dongers and dank original copypasta. My dad used to tell me that dongs are the fundamental base of human life, and I take that real frackin' seriously. I am a dang pasta machine and I bleed dongers. So next time if you're doubting my pasting abilities or how hard I doonger, just take a step back and think about how much more dank I am than you and how much I toil for donger. I'll flipping end you kid. Sincerely, TreeB Curator of Dongers ༼ ºل͟º \༼ ºل͟º( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °) ºل͟º ༽/ ºل͟º ༽

Thanks, Chack!

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ʷʰʸ ᵗʰᵉ fᵘͨᵏ ʸºᵘ ˡʸʸʸ'ⁿ, ʷʰʸ ʸºᵘ ᵃˡʷᵃʸˢ ˡʸʸʸ'ⁿ, ᵐᵐᵐᵐᵐᵐ ºʰ ᵐʸ ᵍºᵈ ˢᵗºp fᵘͨᵏ'ⁿ ˡʸʸʸ'ⁿ

I like to raise my Donger I do it all the time ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ and every time its lowered┌༼ຈل͜ຈ༽┐ I cry and start to whine ┌༼@ل͜@༽┐But never need to worry ༼ ºل͟º༽ my Donger's staying strong ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉA Donger saved is a Donger earned so sing the Donger song! ᕦ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕤ

You fucking do that every damn time I try to talk to you about anything even if it's not important you just say K and to be honest it makes me feel rejected and unheard like nothing would be better that that bullshit who the fuck just says k after you tell them something important I just don't understand how you think that's ok and I swear to god you're probably just gonna say k to this but when you do you'll know that you're slowly killing me inside

you cn’t see it. but im flipping you off. i am flipping you off with both my hands. im typing this with my middle finger. i am flipping you off right now. flipping you off so hard right now. you can’t see it, which is a true pity, but take my word for it. i am. i am flipping you off right now. because you can’t see it, let me describe it for you. my pinkie and ring fingers are folded down on both hands, a little past the second crease in my hands. my middle fingers are extended. they’re pointing to the sky. then my thumbs are crossed over my index fingers, also folded down on my hands, but to the freckle on my left hand. my thumb nail on my left hand has a black triangle on it. now, i’m waving my both my hands vigorously, still flipping you off.