[UPDATED] Santa Exists?

MERRY CHRISTMAS

Oh I'm jealous, I have a shit-ton of coal.

coal gives me boners

Santa Clause is coming to steam?

Well, that was mighty cool of him.

Santa Claws.

You are his only friend. HMMMMMMMMM

LOL

Your other account gave you a gift it got from Valve Gift Grab?

Thats pretty funny.

Santa come and visit me I would love your visit :3

Ok so I was on steamgifts minding my own business then I see a thread from "PimpMasterGrand". PimpMasterGrand tells me Santa Claus gifted him Nuclear Dawn, but Santa was his only friend, so then promptly unfriends Santa and denies it.

Interesting, huh?

IT'S A CHRISTMAS MIRACLE.

LMAO!!!

LAWL
What?
I wish that he added me to friends
Whats his steam name so i can add him to friends ? :P

Oh! You better look out,
You better not whine,
You better not pout,
I'm telling you why:
Santa Claus is coming to steam!

He's making a list,
Checking it twice,
Gonna find out who's got naughty or nice crates.
Santa Claus is coming to steam!

He sees you when you're gaming,
He knows when you're away.
He knows if you've been a devil or a god,
So be good for goodness sake!

Oh! You better look out,
You better not whine,
You better not pout,
I'm telling you why:
Santa Claus is coming to steam!

Ever think that might be a stolen copy or something, and tomorrow when you log in to your account, it's been eaten by ol'Gabe? ;) Remember, kids - never trust an anonymous elf! XD

just be careful that your account doesn't get banned when steam bans all accounts purchased by santa's card because they couldn't get payment from the N Pole (or because they don't accept ice cubes, cookies or milk as payment) ^^ there have been some accounts banned in the past due to chargebacked gifts... fyi

1.) Santa has 31 hours of Christmas to work with thanks to time zones and the rotation of the earth, assuming he travels east to west. This works out to 822.6 visits per second. This is to say that for each Christian household with good children, Santa has 1/1000th of a second to park, hop out of the sleigh, jump down the chimney, fill the stockings, distribute the remaining gifts under the tree, eat the snacks, get back up the chimney, get back in the sleigh, and move on to the next house. Assuming that each of these 91.8 million homes are distributed evenly (which we know to be false but for the sake of these calculations we will accept) we are now talking about .78 miles per household, a total trip of 75 1/2 million miles, not counting bathroom stops. This means that Santa's sleigh is traveling at 650 miles per second, 3000 times the speed of sound. For comparison, the fastest man made vehicle, the Ulysses space probe moves at a poky 27.4 MPS; the average reindeer runs at 15 MPH.
2.) The sleigh's payload adds another interesting element. Assuming that each child gets nothing more than a medium sized LEGO set (about 2 pounds), the sleigh is carrying 321,300 tons not counting Santa, who is inexorably described as overweight. On land, conventional reindeer can pull no more than 300 pounds. Even granting that 'flying reindeer' (see point one) could pull TEN TIMES the usual amount, we cannot do the job with 8 or even 9, we need 214,000 reindeer. This increases the weight, not even counting the sleigh, to 353,430 tons. Again for comparison this is 4 times the weight of the Queen Elizabeth 2.
3.) 353,000 tons traveling at 650 miles per second creates enormous air resistance. This will heat the reindeer in the same manner as a spacecraft re-entering the earth's atmosphere. The lead pair of reindeer will absorb 14.2 QUINTILLION joules of energy. Per second. Each. In short, they will burst into flame almost instantaneously, exposing the next pair of reindeer, and creating deafening sonic booms in their wake. The entire team will be vaporized within 4.26 thousands of a second. Santa, meanwhile, will be subjected to centrifugal forces 17,500.06 times the force of gravity. A 300 pound Santa would be pinned to the back of his sleigh by 4,315,015 pounds of force.

Conclusion: If there was a Santa, he's dead now

well real santa doesnt exists, but Steam Santa relly exists :D

That is awesome.

Oh come on! It's marketing trick! Why santa has got a link in his description?

He's dead, just killed him in DEFCON, sorry all :(

LOL