How do you wipe?

The cheapest two ply, with a great big wad of paper so there isn't a mess from the cheap paper ripping. And always out, how it should be done.

Lastly, a relevant image

Just wipe until clean, no special technique needed.
If you do need instructions, just search youtube.

I'm a folder. I tend to get a good quality 2 ply. Occasionally a triple velvet if it's on offer. My bum deserves the best.

Your talking crap....

I usually buy 3-ply and I use 2 pieces.
Roll is facing out.

Spoon. Really get in there and scrape it off the rectal walls. Toilet paper is for sissies.

I get this stuff called supersoft. It's 2-ply, 6 rolls for a quid at Heron frozen foods. Quite why a discount frozen food place is selling bog roll I don't know but it serves me well. I like it facing out and I'm a scruncher.

Your 4-ply stuff sounds luxurious even if it's fron Lidl. Clearly you like to look after your backside.

Never learned how to use the three damn sea shells...so I've to improvise

I dont.

So... We're running outta conversation topics now, are we?

I saw a lengthy discussion about this on Reddit earlier today actually and thought it was the most random and unusual topic ever. Maybe I was wrong, apparently it's the new hot topic or something.

I use CCleaner if I want to wipe well. But usually I just make sure no one will mention it and pretend it is gone... =D

I use something like a bidet.

I drag my butt on the floor to mark my territory.

I normally yell ... "MOM IM FINNISHEDD!!!!" ..

I use those handy moist wipes.

Usually its data and factory reset but when switching to different ROM I do a Full Wipe.
Remember to back up your data, tho.

Toilet papers aren't really used over here.. we use water..

I don't wipe. I was my ass in the shower.

tbh, I didn't even know they had/sold 4 ply toilet paper. Most I've seen here in stores is 3-ply. Usually only purchase 2-ply though.

I wipe in WoW raids.

Also OP is suspended, lol.

I don't wipe, i wash my ass like a man.

What is this, /r/asksteamgifts?