So... you want to be cool like Gabe Newell, right? Here is 5 steps to not be a block head on Steam!

1.) Quit playing Minecraft and play something more educational like Disney games and crappy games like Five Nights at Freddys or Grass simulator.

2.) Donate all your money to SteamGifts, because they need the donation money for high end web development, like their new website: SteamLifts (Giveaway for lifts).

3.) Boost up your level to make you look cool, atleast a level 30 or more. Not a nobody 0 level.

4.) Buy a lot of games. Players will respect you with a BIG package.

5.) Final step is to: Play all those games, buy more games, donate to GMod and CSGO servers/items, and abandon your account after you become too old and your parents say get a life you dead beat.

Hopefully this helped. Most (I mean 1%) of this was absolutely accurate. Not a joke (99% was).
~ Thanks for reading.

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just clicked "No".

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I have read it aaaaaand still voted no.

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what

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What is this I don't even...

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Bump for solved.

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  1. Minecraft is way better than Grass Simulator and FNAF by FAR. Minecraft is actually pretty educational.
  2. No, because the community here (usually) is very toxic and has the collective IQ of a goldfish. (points at all the potato nonsense)
  3. Level doesn't mean shit. You will still run into assholes and scammers who have levels in the hundreds.
  4. Same as #3.
  5. Just , no.

Voted no, if you can't tell. I will give you credit though, you not adding a stupid potato option. Whitelisted.

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