What kinda crap glitch is this!? (Saints Row The Third)

Lol, thats nothing. I've had cars teleporting as a glitch.

What am i looking at?

If you need something to fall, what about bombing it? :p

That's...odd. Did you try restarting SR3? Also, whenever I had an issue with SR3 (Or almost any game in general), I'd just go to my library, go to properties, and verify the integrity of the game cache. It worked for some of my buddies who couldn't play SR3 the first time without crashing.

I don't have any idea of what I'm looking at

If it still isn't working, try making the quality as low as possible, windowed mode, and standard size. It'll look like crap, but it should fix your problems.

Sorry to say that I've never had that problem. I have read about it many times and there should be some work arounds. You aren't alone, that's for sure.

I finished the main story without encountering any issues... Best you can do is just restart at the last checkpoint

I've had cars spin like crazy or blow up on just touching a brute killing my character. I've also seen peds stuck inside bridge pillars. However, I've never had any game breaking glitch yet.
Verifying files helps solve most issues in my experience.

Ive had target NPCs get pushed into walls, cars explode for no reason (with and without me in them), I get professor genki on every street corner but only one active in the game at all times, have buds/homies that are suppose to follow me just kinda stand there till killed and so on. Pretty frustrating. Just finished the game tonight, 3way was a bitch of a fight just because peirce wouldnt freaking follow me at all, so as I wait for him to catch up I get boxed in by about 10 SUVs

SR 3 is quite a lot glitched, I was in flying car, made this monster... :-D

I played SR3 for 50 hours (all DLC) and not had any glitches.

In SR2 last night though, I threw a guy and he exploded, killing me.

This glitch has been out since day one. I remember there being a fix some place. Sorry I can't be of more help.