State Goofy facts and get added to my whitelist.

A texan senator used to compose music for the Funimation dub of Dragon Ball Z.

An upside down pig cannot see the Earth. Sorry

Lenin was a mushroom

If all Japanese vending machines were placed side by side, the line would go from Tokyo all the way to Hawaii.

Female kangaroos can control when will they have birth.

In many different sign languages, this is the sign for a sea turtle:

View attached image.

There are more planes in the ocean than there are submarines in the sky

You can't hum while holding your nose.

Canonically, Goofy is 4 ft tall...

Seems oddly short, considering he's much taller than the other characters.

An old British clock tower with tiles depicting people of old (all of them based on books/paintings) got chipped away because someone complained that one of the people there was the Prophet... but how do they know? Hmmmm

Cats are believed to be one of the few animals on the planet that don't taste sweetness.

Some of the cloaks in Game of Thrones were made using rugs from IKEA. IKEA even put out a tutorial that basically amounted to cut a hole for your head in their skold rugs and put it around your shoulders.

Why did Mickey Mouse break up with Minnie?
She was fuckin' Goofy!

An octopus' brain is distributed through each of its tentacles, giving them each independent senses of taste and touch as well as some mobility even when disconnected from the central brain. Japanese and Korean cuisine both have dishes where raw octopus tentacles are served when they are still moving, which originates in pre-industrial times when this was done to show the customer that the food was extremely fresh.

My dad was cleaning up and tried to pick up a spot of light off of the floor. It didn’t work

The sea squirt eats its own brain!

Elephants can move their skin to crush mosquitoes between their rolls.

Before trees existed, Earth was covered with giant white mushrooms.

You are more likely to die to a vending machine accident than to a shark attack. However, I've never seen a horror movie that prominently features a vending machine as an antagonist.

170 soldiers from Switzerland were on a nightly training march on February 28, 2007, when they got lost, and accidentally invaded Liechtenstein, a small neighboring country. The soldiers retreated back to Switzerland immediately after learning where they were, and their government later apologized. A Liechtenstein spokesperson responded by saying “No problem, these things happen.”

I am in your walls.

Chupapi Munianio <- does this count? 🤣🤣

When cremating someone, there will be a moment when the meat is perfetly cook

Lemons float, but limes sink