Happy Cake Day

1. Ever since NES
2. Multiple dice
3. Nope
4. Nothing
5. U wot m8?
6. Unless they are daughters from previous marriages u should have 7 children
7. 8 legs
8. Yeah Seriously

I am Sancho

1. Yup
2. Dice
3. No, because they don't exist
4. I remember that riddle appeared in Baldurs Gate :P Nothing
5. Wut?
6. 7 Children
7. Too damn many xD (JK, 8)
8. Seriously!

I am potato

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1. Nah, games are silly and childish

2. Of course

3. Occasionally

4. Robin Hood

5. Okay

6. 666

7. Tree fiddy

8. srsly

I am your worst nightmare.

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1. Yes
2. 6 faces and 24 eyes?
   3.New ones do
   4.money
   5.J?
   6.7
   7.8
   8.Never
   I'm nobody

Meow :3

1. Yes
2. 6 faces
3. No
4. Everything
5. N?
6. 7
7. 8
8. Wat

1. Do you like games? Sometimes
2. 6 faces and 21 eyes? A few spiders, some wounded in the Ant Wars of 2012.
3. Vampires have reflections in the mirrors?? Only when they're ugly as punishment for extended life.
4. x is what the poor have and x is what the rich want from the poor? Time for hobbies
5. K? NO K
6. I have 6 daughters Each of my daughters has a brother. How many children do I have?? Too many. Stop reproducing and get a job.
7. How many legs does a spider have? Too many, unless it is a veteran of the aforementioned Ant Wars of 2012.

Fun riddles but if I don't answer can I get to be a cat? I like cats... maybe I have to answer to be a cat? Your initial statement is unclear...
Happy cake day in any case!

1. Yes
2. A six sided die
3. No unless they're Twilight vampires
4. Nothing
5. Obviously a reference to Fawlty Towers, great comedy in that series even if short
6. You're a lucky person to have 7 children
7. 8 legs unless you've done something to them
8. Yeah seriously

I would like a cola too so ideally I'll be a cola drinking cat with a ticket

1. NO

2. 6 x 2 = 12, use surgery to remove the other 9 eyes

3. No, Vampires don't exist you silly!

4. Happiness, but poors are sad! no

5. 11th letter of the alphabet, Kay, (o)kay==OK==I understood!=KO

6. Damn dude, you need a lawyer! 12 kids? that's insane! did you * with 6 women?

7. 8, unless you cut any of them

8. Not seriously?

I am, you are, she/he/it is, we are, you are, they are.

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It's either a cake, or a ship sinking.

1. Absolutly
2. Dice
3. Only if it's a holy mirror
4. Nothing
5. Faulty Towers
6. 7 to 12 depending on if the mother is the same or not
7. Depends on my mood
8. :), might be

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Bump. Found the puzzle but I could not solve it. Maybe I will try it later.

Poor man's Captcha. :)

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1.yes
2.mom?
3.the question is if the mirrors have reflections in the vampires?
4.eyes. poor blind rich kid
5.Board
6.765, You are honorable sperm donor
7.2
8.100%

Am I a cat now?

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Do you like games?
Yes
"6 faces and 21 eyes?"
5 spiders each of them with 4 eyes and one cyclops
"Vampires have reflections in the mirrors??"
Nope
"x is what the poor have and x is what the rich want from the poor?"
No it's opposite ;s
"K?"
K
"I have 6 daughters Each of my daughters has a brother. How many children do I have??"
Seven. It could be worst if you would wrote brotherS.
"How many legs does a spider have?"
Depends if you are sadist or not.
"seriously?"
!

"Are you cola? Are you disco? Are you sex? What are you, eh?"

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