I find this extremely funny.And yes, it's legit - steam page
I think these guys are awesome!

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Oh thats great.

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Does this, by any chance, equal to "that's nice dear" my grandma says when she's actually not listening at all? x.x

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No, that would be rude of me, I think this is great and probably agree with the quote, not the biggest HL fan honestly.

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Here is a corner. Go sit in it and feel bad about yourself.

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Sorry but Shadow Warrior is better then HL, I am talking about the original one, haven't played the new one yet.

:-P

NOW YOU GO TO THAT CORNER!

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Than*

Sorry for being that guy.

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No your(HA) not!

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dont worry hillary we will go to that corner together, then we will rebuild it into awesomeness and call if the corner of the cool kids and we wont let PTG enter

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Lets do it.

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oh gosh...that seems like so much fun

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m'kay

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yeah,Shadow Warrior is probably better than Half Life 3

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Yeah. Half Life 3 is not even playable. When I tried to run it, my screen flickered and my antivirus says that my PC has been infected by something called a Trojan. Then an hour later the NSA called and said I was suspected of hacking government servers. Valve really shouldn't have outsourced Half Life 3 to China; I think they rigged the copy that I downloaded off PirateTorrents.

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slowpoke.jpg

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It's true.

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You ever heard the story of that rice bag?

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No,please elaborate!

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sounds like desperation

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Shadow warrior is quite gritty actually!

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cant people be happy someone does something funny, or is that everonye likes the boring and non-funny type of videogame creators

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i might fit your description im afraid EXTERMINATE EXTERMINATE

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Actual people write those blurbs? Wow!

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Who's totalbiscuit?

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Some internet dude.

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It's not a clicky, so i can't click it.

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Answered my question completely. Thank you.

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He's a guy that does mainly first impression videos using the title WTF is..? He's pretty well known.

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+1

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Awesome devs. :D

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This kinda reminds me of when they call Tom Clancy to leave a quote about Marge Simpson's book.

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lol read at system requirement on the bottom.

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And they got only 72 meta.

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this games deserves much more - best shooter I played in last 2 years :> but yeah no big advertising, inviting journalists for tourism trips etc = average reviews... -.-

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Or maybe they just, you know, have opinions and don't think it's as fun as you? From what I saw, Colonial Marines did a ton of advertising and invitations and it got blasted.

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I usually just look at critic reviews for a quick info(if the game has like a score of 20 or something like that).But then again , I usually check the game/movie/whatever myself.For example I quite liked sucker punch,but on rotten it has a 23% rating, while I did not enjoy bioshock infinite at all,and it has critical acclaim.In Italy we say "the world is beautiful because various"

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I was trying to be sarcastic, but yeah - I know - Poe's Law ;P

But on the other hand it's funny to see how SW is getting awesowe rewiews from unofficial critics (youtubers, bloggers, Rock Paper Shotgun and so on and on) and just getting average-good reviews from big players, gaming magazines, which give Call of Duty 9/10 each damn year ;p

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Yeah, Poe's Law can be a bitch sometimes. :( Is RPS considered unofficial? I thought they'd built up a lot of cred.

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Yes, RPS is one of the bigger PC games reviewing site

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Its a great game, dont know why critics hate it so much.

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People care for that?

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People do care about metacritic, despite you saying 'do people care?'.

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People care so much that they decide people's wages and bonuses based on it.

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Or drop game features because they think it would affect said score negatively. It's the sad state of today's gaming industry.

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I know, if Valve would have made it the ratings would have been 90+.

"Deep FPS game, rewarding experience" - PC Gamer

"OH MY FUCKING GOD THIS GAME TOPS EVERYTHING* 9.5 / 5" - IGN

"This game will keep you, your wife and your dog happy" - GameSpot

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It's weird but... IGN gave this a good score :|

"Shadow Warrior’s excellent fast-paced swordplay and surprising story make Lo Wang’s comeback tour a great success." 8.6/10 - IGN

For once I agree with an IGN review, it's a very good game and I had quite some fun doing 2 playthroughs :p

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He's right. Half-Life 3 doesn't even have a metacritic score

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so hilarious! :D

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devolver is awesome btw

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Well, considering that the HL3 metascore is like 0 right now.

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HL3 metascore is not 0.

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how disappointing of DD to quote TB

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I feel like TB should be given a game before release, and let him say whats wrong with it so the developers can change it, because that man know his shit.

95% of the time I agree with his opinion.

Bought SW just because he said it was great, was not disappointed. It's a great game, and I can even say I enjoyed it more than Bioshock Infinite. (Haters, please read, ENJOY PLAYING IT, did not say it has a better story than Bioshock infinite)

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I personally found Bioshock Infinite a pretty mediocre shooter that felt massively dated. But that story carried the game, I wish I could have just watched it as a movie because playing it was painful.

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